To start with... I have no independent means to pay for my bronze. Not even a gift card will work, because I promised a certain significant someone last year that I would donate (missed the original deadline, will send flowers, etc) and I WILL keep my promise, even if it is 1/5th the amount that I had hoped for. (One of my gift cards didn't work.)

I just need to put a new computer together, first. One that will actually work . I don't care to make top-priority financial transactions on my Dad's comp. ETA... one week. (I like to have an antistatic wristband just for the occasion)

(Again, apologies)

Anyhoo... I need a blogthread to banter upon from here to indefinition simply by virtue of being minutes away from asking Sapient to remove my bronze (it wasn't really my money I was using to begin with) and because I like to banter without having to justify it. Tis fun. Believe it or not....

TROLLS WELCOME!

 (with an imagined, unpleasant reverb to go with it like some bad SNL episode)

1. You(I) are an introvert
2. You(I) are coerced OR outright forced to deal with relatives you'd rather have little to do with
3. You don't care for these pointless, highly kitsch "cards" you receive and are expected to give a shit about
4. Don't care for the trinkets people give you that you are expected to give a shit about
5. You have something much more fun and rewarding to do with your time
6. You'd rather NOT have a winter holiday locally as opposed to... say, in Calgary or Bahamas
7. You don't like how commercialized many holidays like giftmas have become
8. You don't care for how disingenuous/facade-like "family friendly" holidays like giftmas have become
9. You don't need the stress of travel arrangements, gift ideas, contacting long distance relatives, finding a convenient spot to gather at, work parties, and the like
10. BAH HUMBUG! (all of the above)

There ya have it folks, my top 10 reasons why I tire of such "holidays" meant to somehow promote "(Christian) charity and good will towards men"... from my PoV, they do the exact opposite.

I'm sure the same is, at least, partially true of most of the people posting to RRS. Yea? Nea? And (most importantly) why? Respond here!

Shamelessly ripped from: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/sex-101/masturbation-23901.htm : because I'm too much of a lazy fag and do my own fucking research on this.

Their latest schlockwave update removed my flashblock plugin.

Be sure and share your thoughts on this.

I'm still trying to figure that out, you dirty double liar...

OH COME ON, GUYS! There's gotta be a few takers in a crowd full of atheists and antitheists! What... you all have sumtin' against Saucy Islamic Babes?

(I'm kinda leaning more towards International Kat Houses and Oriental mail-to-order brides, myself...  )

And now time for a lolcat:

"I've come a long way for the power of sheer genius... and what do I find?"

"A weakling human, an atheist boy, and a woman ."

I'm curious...

RE:Deep South and stereotypes about where gaybashings happen

Are you afraid you might meet a certain 26-year old perv who wants to test out his "Alpha male" (bi)sexuality on a potential SUBMISSIVE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!