Witnessed by Jehova's Witnesses
I crashed at a girlfriends house last night and I am taking a slow morning enjoying my coffee. The doorbell rang a few minutes ago and I answered the door in my bathrobe to find a couple of jehova's witnesses. They apparently have talked to her before because they knew her by name and presumably know she is single. The look on their faces when they saw me was priceless
My gf is non-confrontational so the JWs probably thought they were on the way to converting her. They were so rattled they didn't even bother trying to convert me.
It was morality that burned the books of the ancient sages, and morality that halted the free inquiry of the Golden Age and substituted for it the credulous imbecility of the Age of Faith. It was a fixed moral code and a fixed theology which robbed the human race of a thousand years by wasting them upon alchemy, heretic-burning, witchcraft and sacerdotalism.-H.L. Mencken