"Condom testers wanted for new positions"
Found this on TF:
Boy, oh boy, I wish I was an Aussie!
July 05, 2007 08:18pmArticle from: AAP
AN Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job – condom tester.
Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.
The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.
One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1000 bonus.
Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.
“With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex,” he said.
“Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?”
One thing's for sure – it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil.
Good night, funny man, and thanks for the laughter.