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"Condom testers wanted for new positions"

Posted on: July 5, 2007 - 6:40am

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"Condom testers wanted for new positions"

Found this on TF:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22024294-29277,00.html

Boy, oh boy, I wish I was an Aussie!

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July 05, 2007 08:18pm
Article from: AAP
AN Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job – condom tester.
Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.
The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.
One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1000 bonus.
Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.
“With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex,” he said.
“Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?”
One thing's for sure – it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil.

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Posted on: July 5, 2007 - 6:55am #1

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Haha! Fantastic! Imagine

Haha! Fantastic! Imagine the chat up lines:

"Hey baby, I'm a professional condom tester. What say we go back to my place and *super sleazy voice* test!"

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Posted on: July 5, 2007 - 9:19am #2

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There's a huge number of

There's a huge number of possible jokes here...

Posted on: July 5, 2007 - 12:51pm #3

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Do they also provide a range

Do they also provide a range of antibiotics for when the condom does not work properly and breaks?

Posted on: July 5, 2007 - 9:59pm #4

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I wanna know what the girls

I wanna know what the girls get out of doing their part.

It doesn't sound like they're eligible for the $1000 bonus.

That's not fair!

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Posted on: July 5, 2007 - 11:42pm #5

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The girls do always have the

The girls do always have the option of denying access to that which makes the condoms use possible in the first place though. I'm sure quite a few of them will demand a 50/50 share. Sticking out tongue

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Posted on: July 6, 2007 - 3:27am #6

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Susan wrote: I wanna know

Susan wrote:

I wanna know what the girls get out of doing their part.
It doesn't sound like they're eligible for the $1000 bonus.
That's not fair!

Well Susan I think it make be a little interesting if a women had to tell a man, "Here use this one I'm a tester for Durex."

Of course they make other products so maybe they'll have openings in the future :P

Posted on: July 6, 2007 - 9:17pm #7

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Voiderest wrote: Susan

Voiderest wrote:

Susan wrote:
I wanna know what the girls get out of doing their part.
It doesn't sound like they're eligible for the $1000 bonus.
That's not fair!

Well Susan I think it make be a little interesting if a women had to tell a man, "Here use this one I'm a tester for Durex."
Of course they make other products so maybe they'll have openings in the future

The best double entendre EVER!! I damn near choked on my dinner reading that.

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