Dearest in Christ [YOU RESPOND]

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Dearest in Christ [YOU RESPOND]

Sent to my email address, unreal, eh?  I get a lot of these, I've been waiting to post a good one....

 

 

 

Dearest in Christ.

 

My greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.I am Mrs Ester Solomon Daniel from Ghana I am married to Archdeacon.Solomon Daniel  whom untill his death served as an archdeacon in the St.John's archdeaconry in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($1Million USdollars) one million United State of America dollars in a security company here in Abidjan capital of Cote d'Ivoire for safe keeping.

 

Presently, my Doctor confirmed to me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem.The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Haven known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages,helping the widows and the poor ones, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that“Blessed is the hand that giveth.

 

I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation wheret his money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.  I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that“the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the details on your you will received the money.

 

I want you and your church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.  Please always be prayerful all through your life.Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. 

 

Due to present condition of my health,I will advice you to respond as soon as possible so that I will forward to you the contact information of the security company and the details on how you will contact them and have the box that contains the money deliver to you through the security company diplomat.

 

Yours in Christ,


Remain blessed in the Lord.

 

Ester Daniel


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That's awesome. You should

That's awesome. You should post that to one of the theist appeal sections and see if they buy it. I call shenannigans on whoever needs evidence that the letter is genuine!

Also, I'd like to use the money "in an ungodly way", if you catch my drift.

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I got one of these on a

I got one of these on a forum totally unrelated to atheism or religion. It's a variation of a form letter. I received almost the exact same story, down to the Cote D'Ivoire pairt.

“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”


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hehehe... people scamming

hehehe... people scamming the church... oh the irony!

 

Aside from that, its such a poor phishing (yes phishing) scam

 

Btw, you know what a south african security company stands for right?

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haha that's funny. I'm sure

haha that's funny. I'm sure the RRS would put it to good godly use..er.So ironic..

 

 

The Doomed Soul wrote:

Btw, you know what a south african security company stands for right?

 

what?

Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible

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Wow, what a letter!

I'm impressed! that's even better than the "Your long lost relative died in an Egyptian plane crash! Send me bank info to collect your million$ inheritance."

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Dear sir,DO YOU THINK

Dear sir,

DO YOU THINK ATHEISTS ARE STUPID? If we don't buy your sky daddy what makes you think we won't see through your pathetic scam.

Thank you for wasting the server space with your spam. May you sleep well at night knowing that you ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!

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Brian37 wrote:May you sleep

Brian37 wrote:
May you sleep well at night knowing that you ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!

Correction: bloodsucking, evil fucking idiot. Who would pick on people who are already gullible and vulnerable? I mean besides Scientologists.

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