For Jean Chauvin

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Hello Jean Chauvin  a.k.a. Joachim Vadian exalted ruler of the Theistards and humble Servant to your Lord Jesus Christ with a rubber crutch. Amen.

         Hey Jean,

For Jean Chauvin
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 God damn we need a "like"

 God damn we need a "like" button.

 

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I been saying that to myself

I been saying that to myself since i got here. We aslo need a "Wow that's the dumbest God Damn thing i've ever heard, you oughta be punched in the throat" button. 

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Hi Tony

Tony,

What are you talking about, are you drunk? lol.

I am honored that you did a post in my own name. That's so sweet, thank you my apostate pagan friend.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

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Jean Chauvin wrote:Tony,What

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Tony,

What are you talking about, are you drunk? lol.

I am honored that you did a post in my own name. That's so sweet, thank you my apostate pagan friend.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

 

                                        Dumb ass.    (    I rarely even bother reading this troll's posts anymore  cause it's just the same old boring shit...  )

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Jean Chauvin

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

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ProzacDeathWish

ProzacDeathWish wrote:
                                        Dumb ass.    (    I rarely even bother reading this troll's posts anymore  cause it's just the same old boring shit...  )

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Kapkao wrote:It should read,

Kapkao wrote:

It should read, "I dont always Drink Dos Equis But When Jean does, he ruffies himself."

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Brian37 wrote:Kapkao

Brian37 wrote:

Kapkao wrote:

It should read, "I dont always Drink Dos Equis But When Jean does, he ruffies himself."

Hehe.

 

You & Tony just gave me an idea... edit; even though I suck at cheezburger macros and whatnot

 

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shameless rip of a AiGS quote

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Kapkao wrote:The kitten on

Kapkao wrote:

The kitten on the top looks exactly like my cat when he was kitten. Please don't insult nature by using it to insult Jean, that is an insult to nature.

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Jean Do you want to talk about it ?

Jean let me extend my fondest hello and a fine: welcome back.

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Lamb or lambchop ?

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Lamb or lambchop (ventriloquist type). Looks like maybe no one is actually bringing up any recent 'SockPuppet' sightings. Darn it! Sorry.
Long gone a preachy moment Everyone is stuck with the pic only

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If you cannot make out the words, pull out your NKJV's Book of Proverbs.

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Hello

Hi Tony

You got some anger issues. I suppose you will burn in a place hotter then most in hell. Remember me when you shake your fist your pride bastard.

We should have a beer before you die and get tortured forever and ever. I'll buy. How about a bordo with some lamb.

you are truely an evil person but seriously I would love to have a beer with you.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

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danatemporary

Is that Jean Chauvin in that pic?  That's strange.  It looks like that group of people is worshipping him like he's Jesus or something, and he's about to cry.  I'm... slightly confused.  I need an explanation!

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"pride bastard" + adjective form

It's not my pride bastard,

 

IT'S YOURS.

 

But I loaned it out to Brian37 anyhow. Laughing out loud

(aka 'You suck at engrish!')

 

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Jean Jean Jean

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Hi Tony

You got some anger issues. I suppose you will burn in a place hotter then most in hell. Remember me when you shake your fist your pride bastard.

We should have a beer before you die and get tortured forever and ever. I'll buy. How about a bordo with some lamb.

you are truely an evil person but seriously I would love to have a beer with you.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

The day I get angry at someone on the internet will be the day I unplug it and re-examine my life.  Even if I call you a dirty, low-down, pathetic excuse for a human, lying, hypocritical, bigot christian fuckhole,- I'm smiling when I say it. I thought you were honored by my tribute to you. I was rooting for you in that thread with The Theist. Didn't you see my comment? I wouldn't shit you-you're my favorite turd. Unlike some of the others, I rather enjoy your incessant, merciless drivel. And I love a good extra rare spring lamb shank with red cabbage.-makes me smell like a fascist. Not big on the grape juice tho. I prefer a tall Dab Dark, Warstiener Dark, or Franziskaner(drunken monk) beer. I frequent the local Hofbrau. And as far as hell goes, I'm buckin' for points with Lucifer so I can have a fridge for my beer and to keep me glasses frosty. And the suffering forever and ever will not hold a candle to the agony I must endure here with all these pesky christian varmints crawling about. Pray for me boy. I'm living vicariously thru myself.

 

 

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tonyjeffers wrote:Jean

tonyjeffers wrote:

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Hi Tony

You got some anger issues. I suppose you will burn in a place hotter then most in hell. Remember me when you shake your fist your pride bastard.

We should have a beer before you die and get tortured forever and ever. I'll buy. How about a bordo with some lamb.

you are truely an evil person but seriously I would love to have a beer with you.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

The day I get angry at someone on the internet will be the day I unplug it and re-examine my life.  Even if I call you a dirty, low-down, pathetic excuse for a human, lying, hypocritical, bigot christian fuckhole,- I'm smiling when I say it. I thought you were honored by my tribute to you. I was rooting for you in that thread with The Theist. Didn't you see my comment? I wouldn't shit you-you're my favorite turd. Unlike some of the others, I rather enjoy your incessant, merciless drivel. And I love a good extra rare spring lamb shank with red cabbage.-makes me smell like a fascist. Not big on the grape juice tho. I prefer a tall Dab Dark, Warstiener Dark, or Franziskaner(drunken monk) beer. I frequent the local Hofbrau. And as far as hell goes, I'm buckin' for points with Lucifer so I can have a fridge for my beer and to keep me glasses frosty. And the suffering forever and ever will not hold a candle to the agony I must endure here with all these pesky christian varmints crawling about. Pray for me boy. I'm living vicariously thru myself.

 

 

Hells yes!

"...my favorite kind of scum..."

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Kapkao wrote:tonyjeffers

Kapkao wrote:

tonyjeffers wrote:

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Hi Tony

You got some anger issues. I suppose you will burn in a place hotter then most in hell. Remember me when you shake your fist your pride bastard.

We should have a beer before you die and get tortured forever and ever. I'll buy. How about a bordo with some lamb.

you are truely an evil person but seriously I would love to have a beer with you.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

The day I get angry at someone on the internet will be the day I unplug it and re-examine my life.  Even if I call you a dirty, low-down, pathetic excuse for a human, lying, hypocritical, bigot christian fuckhole,- I'm smiling when I say it. I thought you were honored by my tribute to you. I was rooting for you in that thread with The Theist. Didn't you see my comment? I wouldn't shit you-you're my favorite turd. Unlike some of the others, I rather enjoy your incessant, merciless drivel. And I love a good extra rare spring lamb shank with red cabbage.-makes me smell like a fascist. Not big on the grape juice tho. I prefer a tall Dab Dark, Warstiener Dark, or Franziskaner(drunken monk) beer. I frequent the local Hofbrau. And as far as hell goes, I'm buckin' for points with Lucifer so I can have a fridge for my beer and to keep me glasses frosty. And the suffering forever and ever will not hold a candle to the agony I must endure here with all these pesky christian varmints crawling about. Pray for me boy. I'm living vicariously thru myself.

 

 

Hells yes!

"...my favorite kind of scum..."

Yes Kapkao, you too are a fearless and inventive bounty hunter. My kind of scum. (sayeth Jaba)         HEY JEAN! JEEEAAAN...We have some theiststards about that need tending to. You are slacking my boy.  Off with their heads.


 

Jean Chauvin wrote:Hi

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Hi Tony

You got some anger issues. I suppose you will burn in a place hotter then most in hell. Remember me when you shake your fist your pride bastard.

We should have a beer before you die and get tortured forever and ever. I'll buy. How about a bordo with some lamb.

you are truely an evil person but seriously I would love to have a beer with you.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

Well, Jean, if there is a hell you'll likely be sitting next to him so he won't have to go too awful far to shake his fist.

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jcgadfly wrote:Jean Chauvin

jcgadfly wrote:

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Hi Tony

You got some anger issues. I suppose you will burn in a place hotter then most in hell. Remember me when you shake your fist your pride bastard.

We should have a beer before you die and get tortured forever and ever. I'll buy. How about a bordo with some lamb.

you are truely an evil person but seriously I would love to have a beer with you.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

Well, Jean, if there is a hell you'll likely be sitting next to him so he won't have to go too awful far to shake his fist.

I sure hope we're right about there not being a hell. Cuz it's gonna be packed to standing room only with christians. Can you possibly think of anything worse? I'd rather lye face-down in flaming pig shit for all eternity.


 

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Philosophicus wrote:Is that

Philosophicus wrote:

Is that Jean Chauvin in that pic?  That's strange.  It looks like that group of people is worshipping him like he's Jesus or something, and he's about to cry.  I'm... slightly confused.  I need an explanation!

Not to mind the people trampling over eachother to touch him look like their from the 15th century, or some omish farm. Haha hillarious pic. 

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NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

Philosophicus wrote:

Is that Jean Chauvin in that pic?  That's strange.  It looks like that group of people is worshipping him like he's Jesus or something, and he's about to cry.  I'm... slightly confused.  I need an explanation!

Not to mind the people trampling over eachother to touch him look like their from the 15th century, or some omish farm. Haha hillarious pic. 

Yeah, it's a strange picture.  What are they doing?  I must know!  I'm surprised danatemporary or Jean Chauvin haven't explained it yet. 

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Point of clarification . . .

 

 Point of clarification . . . 

Philosophicus wrote:
 
 
Is that Jean Chauvin in that pic?  That's strange.  It looks like that group of people is worshipping him like he's Jesus or something, and he's about to cry.  I'm... slightly confused.  I need an explanation! 
 
 
 I do like  Philosophicus Smiling 
 
 It's all Jean,. Fore all of the diamonds in all the earth have not the wealth of one phrase from Jean CHAUVIN. Yes this is an image from a portrayal of Luther on the silver screen. And Of course it is of the one always childishly demonizing people she or he doesn't  know; with his or her's  all or nothing ways, or aka  Jean Chauvin.  The image was directed at him. I thought the facial-expression was humorous and fitting,. It should be remembered. If for no other reason than for him to know what not to try  in the future.  

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Hello Fork Hair Girl

Hello,

Are you starting to grow attached to me? That's sweet.

I strike a nerve with every atheist because on some level they know what I speak is true. Their entire life is to ignore and layer garbage upon garbage over the truth so as to try to stop noticing it. And then I come along and shoot it in their face.

But regarding Fork Lady's comment, as I always say, I have the personality of Luther and the theology of Calvin lol.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

 

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SockPuppet is shooting what at who?

     

Quote:
Hello Fork Hair Girl

Submitted by Jean Chauvin on March 20, 2012 - 9:01pm.

Hello,

Are you starting to grow attached to me? That's sweet.

I strike a nerve with every atheist because on some level they know what I speak is true. 

   

 

 

Getting cold  colder  Mr Sock Puppet  
 

 


    

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Jean Chauvin wrote:Hello,Are

Jean Chauvin wrote:

Hello,

Are you starting to grow attached to me? That's sweet.

I strike a nerve with every atheist because on some level they know what I speak is true. Their entire life is to ignore and layer garbage upon garbage over the truth so as to try to stop noticing it. And then I come along and shoot it in their face.

But regarding Fork Lady's comment, as I always say, I have the personality of Luther and the theology of Calvin lol.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

 

I think it's more you're growing attached to her (like a fungus,  a cancer or skunk musk).

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We do need you Jean, like we

We do need you Jean, like we need all of the horrors of human history to be documented so humanity knows how not to be a FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I want reminders of what happened to Native Americans, and blacks and Jews and gays around and you need to be documented and kept around too, as a reminder to humanity what a fucking zoo animal acts like so humanity doesn't repeat what happened to the victims prior.

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Hey Brian

Hey Brian,

Atheism is Mao and evil, Chrisitian is freedom and goodness.

What I speak has caused humanity freedom as demonstrated in the United States of America. Since the influence and the practice of Christianity is demonately what made America America, then you speak foolishly.

The Middle Class was thought through Bibically by the Reformation. Along with Capitalism and democracy. Christianity since it gives value to the individual, and since the individual has rights known by the American Constitution, then the things I say promote goodness and humbleness among men.

On the other, atheism and liberalism has defeated the historical goodness of America as influenced dominately by Chrisitanity. They have caused fragmentation. AS a result, atheism and liberalism has caused:

Racism (It was the conservatives that stood up for equal rights historically. The liberals were the ones that wanted salvery. Christianity faught to eradication but evil liberal atheist like men like the 15th president, my great great great etc, grand father for example was a very evil bastard who wanted slavery because he had atheistic roots.

Atheism has also caused education for our children to be highly inferior as can be seen by the public school system in relation to the education to the world.

It has caused on defeat via our boarders, cultures and language.

Atheism and liberalism has caused ghettos and severe poverty. It has caused crime to rise to unbelieveable rates.

Only Chrisitanity can give goodness to this world.

Atheism is Mao, Chrisitanity is freedom.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

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Quote:Atheism is Mao and

Quote:
Atheism is Mao and evil, Chrisitian is freedom and goodness

No, the good and bad humans do to each other existed way before Mao or Christianity or any modern written tradition. You are just a fucking idiot who does not want to accept that your superstition is not a requirement anymore than Islam or Hinduism or Buddhism.

You represent the worst in evolution. Humans of all labels who think like you are likely to SHORTEN our species ride.

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Hey Brian

Hey Brian

Quote:
You represent the worst in evolution. Humans of all labels who think like you are likely to SHORTEN our species ride.

That is it, that's how an atheist thinks and is how mao and all the other dicators thought. This is why in the future they are going to murder Chrisitans who worship quiestly exactly as they did in Russia when they were communist.

Your statement and your atheism is slowly becoming more specific.

Seriously Brian, you'll be like Mao and all the evil dictators such as Stalin before you know it, you're almost there.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

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All the evil dictators such as Stalin you're almost there :

 

Quote:
ll the evil dictators such as Stalin before you know it, you're almost there

 Jean I am sure you are not far from the Kingdom

 

Reference to Verse in Mark as follows --

 
 
 Fore this  they  deliberately and willfully forget: that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of water and in the water,  by which the world that then existed perished, being flooded with water.  But the heavens and the earth which are now preserved by the same word, are reserved for fire until the day of judgment and perdition   ..  And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind, and with all your strength. This is the first commandment. And the second, like it, is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.”So the scribe said to Him, “Well said, Teacher. You have spoken the truth, for there is one God, and there is no other but He. And to love Him with all the heart, with all the understanding, with all the soul, and with all the strength, and to love one’s neighbor as oneself, is more than all the whole burnt offerings and sacrifices.” Now when Jesus saw that he answered wisely, He said to him, “You are not far from the kingdom of God.”