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StopEvangelists
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I couldn't have made a better parody if I wanted to. These are scans of pages that "prove" that young earth creationism is true because the stories of the bibles are told in the stars. People actually believe this....

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Hence why astrology is a load of bullshit. Because apparently the stars are only in the sky because god is a huge fan of connect the dots... :roll:

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My penis slightly resembles a serpent. Does that make it part of the devil? I think I just found living proof of the bible! It wants to tempt me! I mean... if I do what 'it' wants it rewards me... so it must be the work of Satan. Speaking of which I have red hair... and occasionally bloodshot eyes... and boy do I love fire. I think I'm in big trouble!

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Oh for christ's sake, what a bunch of chavalas!


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Couldn't you pretty much put any story you want and use the constellations to tell it?


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Well, Behe did essentially admit that if ID is considered science, astrology would have to be considered science as well.

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Let them do whatever. The stars wont bother earth until the sun goes out anway. I personally have found I could make many things out of the stars. Its kind of fun.

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