I swear this is not a parody
Posted on: July 1, 2006 - 3:42pm
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I swear this is not a parody
I couldn't have made a better parody if I wanted to. These are scans of pages that "prove" that young earth creationism is true because the stories of the bibles are told in the stars. People actually believe this....
"Religion is like a badly written contract - most people don't read most (much less all) of it, believe what the other party says, and execute with the best of intentions and naivety."
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Hence why astrology is a load of bullshit. Because apparently the stars are only in the sky because god is a huge fan of connect the dots... :roll:
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My penis slightly resembles a serpent. Does that make it part of the devil? I think I just found living proof of the bible! It wants to tempt me! I mean... if I do what 'it' wants it rewards me... so it must be the work of Satan. Speaking of which I have red hair... and occasionally bloodshot eyes... and boy do I love fire. I think I'm in big trouble!
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Oh for christ's sake, what a bunch of chavalas!
Couldn't you pretty much put any story you want and use the constellations to tell it?
Well, Behe did essentially admit that if ID is considered science, astrology would have to be considered science as well.
Twits.
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Let them do whatever. The stars wont bother earth until the sun goes out anway. I personally have found I could make many things out of the stars. Its kind of fun.
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