I swear this is not a parody
I couldn't have made a better parody if I wanted to. These are scans of pages that "prove" that young earth creationism is true because the stories of the bibles are told in the stars. People actually believe this....
"Religion is like a badly written contract - most people don't read most (much less all) of it, believe what the other party says, and execute with the best of intentions and naivety."