Jesus Jesus whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when he comes for you

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Jesus Jesus whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when he comes for you

Apparently this guy is sending this message to multiple people, a friend alerted us to receiving the same message.

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From: K.C.
Date: Oct 5, 2006 5:50 PM

You should love this!!!

There is coming a day when you are going to stand before God and what is going to matter more than anything else in the world is this:

What is your evidence that this day is going to come?

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Are you saved or are you lost?

Saved from what? Saved from eternal torture (hell) created by an all LOVING god? No, I am not saved from that as I recognize how patently stupid, contradictory, and impossible the whole concept is.

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Jesus died for you, Will you live for Him???

How bout providing me some evidence that this Jesus character existed. Preferably something not from the bible that originated from the time while he was alive. Feel free to win some money if you can do this.

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So say I am right, What r u going to do at the end of the world and you bow your knee at Jesus and confess He is Lord and King?

Kick him in the groin for being such a megalomaniacal dickead and beg to go to hell with all the cool people.

So say I'm right, and you're god is simply myth. How poor of a decision do you think it is to waste your life on a myth? What if the muslims are right? What are you going to say to Allah when you die? What if Thor is the real god, what will you say to him when you bow your knee and confess that blah blah blah?

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LOL what a jesus fanboy

LOL what a jesus fanboy


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These folks sure are

These folks sure are obsessed with kneeling.


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ellechero wrote:These folks

ellechero wrote:
These folks sure are obsessed with kneeling.

LMAO! ROTF

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They want to go down on

They want to go down on Jesus! Shocked :ROTF:


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Like this:

Like this:

Evil


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Hahahahahahaha! :: W are SO

Hahahahahahaha! :ROTF:

W are SO going to hell. Sad Evil Laughing out loud


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Jesus cometh.

Jesus cometh.


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Reminds me of that

Reminds me of that joke:

What's white and rains from the sky?

The coming of the lord. :ROTF:


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MattShizzle wrote:Reminds me

MattShizzle wrote:
Reminds me of that joke:

What's white and rains from the sky?

The coming of the lord. :ROTF:

is there some decency rule that prohibits replacing the "o" with a "u" in coming??

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Actually that kind can be

Actually that kind can be spelled either way.


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You gotta love the

You gotta love the sado-masochism involved with theism. God, being the sadist, people being the masochists. This guy just seems to love...being in submission.

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In response

I don't like anything that puts in a man on his knees, heh