My girlfriend just broke up with me because i'm Atheist

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My girlfriend just broke up with me because i'm Atheist

Yeah, can you believe that? She had a Christian friend that brought her to church, and she said she was breaking up with me because she "didn't want to go to hell."

Oh well, I get over things fast anyway.


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Joe_The_Atheist wrote:
Yeah, can you believe that? She had a Christian friend that brought her to church, and she said she was breaking up with me because she "didn't want to go to hell."

Oh well, I get over things fast anyway.

well...look at it this way..you're free!!!!!

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My girlfriend just broke up with me because i'm Atheist

Yep now I can return to my pr0n... i mean emm..... Sewing Club... Yeah, that one.


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Good for you. I expect you'd want a life mate with better reasoning skills than hers...


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I feel more sorry for the girl. Brainwashed. and all.


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Joe_The_Atheist wrote:
Yeah, can you believe that? She had a Christian friend that brought her to church, and she said she was breaking up with me because she "didn't want to go to hell."

Oh well, I get over things fast anyway.

Way to go, man! Nice weeding the crappy ones out!

Atheism: A cure for having a shallow girlfriend.


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My girlfriend just broke up with me because i'm Atheist

Oh well, at least you didn't have to sit through conversion attempts!


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Samuel wrote:

Atheism: A cure for having a shallow girlfriend.

BAM!

so fuckin true buddy.


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Did she, at least, try to "save" you? If not, then she's not a very good Christian.


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suttsteve wrote:
Did she, at least, try to "save" you? If not, then she's not a very good Christian.
I've been tried to have been saved many times by not just her, but by a lot of people. Every time I end up either really pissing them off or de-converting them myself (THANK YOU God who Wasn't There Eye-wink )


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Joe_The_Atheist wrote:
Yep now I can return to my pr0n... i mean emm..... Sewing Club... Yeah, that one.

haha.

wow. she's a little left-fielded.

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My girlfriend just broke up with me because i'm Atheist

If she let something as silly as atheism change her opinion of you. Then she really didn't care about all that much in the first place. Your better off anyway.

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I sort of talked a friend out of dating a Christian last semester. She was seeing this guy, and telling me that he's cool, but he's a bit Christy. She, herself, is...I'll say she's agnostic. Anyway, I said "Well, good luck with that." Knowing her, I told her to give it a couple weeks--she'll find a reason to break it off, and it'll likely be due to his beliefs. Lo and behold, a few weeks into it she said she was tired of the way he treated her as a woman--he had to be in control, he was anti-choice, etc. Also, he was really homophobic. These things were obviously directly related to his Christianity. And...she got rid of him. He got drunk often and harrassed her for a few weeks afterwards (how Christian of him), but eventually he went away.


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Screw chicks man!

Besides, now if you find the right one (meaning another Freethinker) you can spawn even more Freethinkers!

A friend of mine was also dumped because his girlfriend "found god." Turns out she's outside her freakin' mind...

Trust me, you didn't want to stay in this one either.

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My girlfriend just broke up with me because i'm Atheist

Really. I mean, after you perform like a stallion, and deal with her screamin' "oh, god!" (and try not to picture George Burns at that moment), you just KNOW that she'll be thankin' jeebus for that earth shattering O-gasm just like all the sports stars do (and even if she doesn't say it). Plus, since she knows he sees all, you have to figure she thinks she's doing a porno for the almighty, alrighty?

NOT conducive to sexual well being, IMO.

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Tsk tsk tsk. You should have enlightened her!

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Tom Leykis had a Leykis 101, and a section of the show was about not dating religious chicks. If I find it, I'll post the URL. However, religious chicks are fine for fucking. Just don't get caught up with one in a relationship.


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AtheistConvictXIIISur13 wrote:
Tom Leykis had a Leykis 101, and a section of the show was about not dating religious chicks. If I find it, I'll post the URL. However, religious chicks are fine for fucking. Just don't get caught up with one in a relationship.

Wasn't his main issue that "religious chicks" will refuse an abortion if it should come to that? Certainly many non-theists would also refuse, and many theists would have one anyway (though as a general rule of thumb, he's probably right). But this all speaks more to the "fucking" part than the relationship.


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jester700 wrote:
AtheistConvictXIIISur13 wrote:
Tom Leykis had a Leykis 101, and a section of the show was about not dating religious chicks. If I find it, I'll post the URL. However, religious chicks are fine for fucking. Just don't get caught up with one in a relationship.

Wasn't his main issue that "religious chicks" will refuse an abortion if it should come to that? Certainly many non-theists would also refuse, and many theists would have one anyway (though as a general rule of thumb, he's probably right). But this all speaks more to the "fucking" part than the relationship.

It was a show in 2005. He talks about a xian chick with big tits he used to date.


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MMMM HMMMMM that's really

MMMM HMMMMM that's really sad and stupid she'd break up with him for that................smh


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Breakup

I don't know your age,but someone out there wants to know you.Look around.Be happy.You could marry someone like her
or have children and be miserable the remainder of your life.I have known lots of people who have been in relationship like yours and are taking lots of verbal abuse.

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