This is brilliant.

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This is brilliant.

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this web page up

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

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Boom!!!

Took me a minute to reply, since I was RFLMAO.

Btw, everyone annoys me on a plane.  I hate being trapped in a tube for any length of time with loud, smelly, obnoxious ppl.

Thanks for the laugh


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It's kind of like the advice

It's kind of like the advice for when you want to sit by yourself on a train/bus. You give the person heading towards you a big smile, then you gently pat the seat next to you.

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Ophios wrote: It's kind of

Ophios wrote:
It's kind of like the advice for when you want to sit by yourself on a train/bus. You give the person heading towards you a big smile, then you gently pat the seat next to you.

My solution to this problem is to perfect the "crazy look".  It's particularly effective if you can teach your eyes to move independently of each other. 

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