My toaster is god

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My toaster is god

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I'm convinced.  Can you

I'm convinced.

 

Can you make me some toast now?


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Mine, too...

 

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Atheistextremist wrote:  ^

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^ What does that have to do with either toasters or toast?


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Quote:^ What does that have

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^ What does that have to do with either toasters or toast?

 

Well, they seem to be his gods since they can USE said toaster, make eggs and sizzle bacon in the morning on top of a morning blow job/sex session.

 

Shit, what if all my ex's were really gods and I unwittingly renounced them and, every time I'm single, I become a full-blown atheist again?!?!?!?

 

 

 

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Well, they seem to be his gods since they can USE said toaster, make eggs and sizzle bacon in the morning on top of a morning blow job/sex session.

 

 

 

 

Well, what do you know? My avatar simulates what you do every morning as you cook your breakfast alone.

 

 

 


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Quote:Well, what do you

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Well, what do you know? My avatar simulates what you do every morning as you cook your breakfast alone.

 

My dear, your avatar represents the effect your opinions have on here.

 

Do me a favor and make the following one of your priorities:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

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^ What does that have to do with either toasters or toast?

Cylons were called toasters in Battlestar Galactica.

The 3 pictured are Caprica 6, D'Anna and Sharon aka Boomer who all were Cylons.

Don't get Sci-Fi Channel in Canada?

 

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Well, what do you know? My avatar simulates what you do every morning as you cook your breakfast alone.

 

My dear, your avatar represents the effect your opinions have on here.

 

Do me a favor and make the following one of your priorities:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, you're going to put me in my place? Well do it.

 

You know what I do to guys like you? I make them get on all fours and beg me for treats

 

 


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Cylons were called toasters in Battlestar Galactica.

The 3 pictured are Caprica 6, D'Anna and Sharon aka Boomer who all were Cylons.

Don't get Sci-Fi Channel in Canada?

 

 

I never watched Battlestar Galactica

 

 


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pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

 

 

Cylons were called toasters in Battlestar Galactica.

The 3 pictured are Caprica 6, D'Anna and Sharon aka Boomer who all were Cylons.

Don't get Sci-Fi Channel in Canada?

 

 

I never watched Battlestar Galactica

That explains why you didn't get it.

 

 

 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

 

 

 

Oh, you're going to put me in my place? Well do it.

 

You know what I do to guys like you? I make them get on all fours and beg me for treats

 

 

 

                      

                                                                                                     

 

                                                                                                     Please, not this crap again.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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                                                                                                     Please, not this crap again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not pretending to be drunk.

 

 

 


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Oh, you're going to put me in my place? Well do it.

 

You know what I do to guys like you? I make them get on all fours and beg me for treats

 

Yeah, that's not conceited or anything.  That's all the reason I need to be more misogynistic!

 

 

 

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Sage_Override wrote: Yeah,

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Yeah, that's not conceited or anything.  That's all the reason I need to be more misogynistic!

 

 

 

 

Which one of those are you going to use to get me to stop bitching?


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^ What does that have to do with either toasters or toast?

I'm going to hazard a guess that most of the pics posted here are attempting to break the formatting of the page

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:   I'm

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I'm not pretending to be drunk

 

 

 

 

          Never accused you of being drunk.  I imagine that your status as a social outcast is quite independent of your alleged fondness for alcohol.


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I am the toasters' god. I

I am the toasters' god. I give it life and take it away, at my whim. I tell it to do things, and it complies, or I obliterate it forever. It does nothing without my consent.

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Heywood Banks...

 lol... very funny.


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Sage_Override wrote:Yeah,

Sage_Override wrote:
Yeah, that's not conceited or anything.  That's all the reason I need to be more misogynistic!

 

 

Sadly, these two images have more meaning in them than the entire thread combined

 

(btw, nice image macro/motivational sage)

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)


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Cpt_pineapple wrote: I'm

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

 

I'm not pretending to be drunk.

 

actually, i regret hounding you on that, because you were a lot more interesting before.

emphasis on more.

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I said, 'Father change my name.'
The one I'm using now it's covered up
with fear and filth and cowardice and shame."
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