If you're in the Los Angeles area on March 3rd, beer is on me.
March 3rd marks one of the greatest days in Muslim apostate history: Ataturk's abolishment of the Sunni Caliphate. Although I was not a Sunni prior to becoming an atheist, it's still a damn fine day of remembrance.
I want to share this bourgeoning holiday experience with any people here by purchasing them liquor. So let me know if any of you goddamn ex-Trinitarians are down.