Father's Love Letter

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Father's Love Letter

Reach for the spew bucket before reading this!  It's standard bible cherry-picking.

 

What I want to know is has someone come up with one that shows all the evil sides of God?  Christians have cherry picked the good bits, now we should cherry pick all the bad bits of the bible and arrange it in a similar fashion.

 

Has this been done already?  Anyone interested in helping me?

 

My Child,

You may not know me,
but I know everything about you.

Psalm 139:1

I know when you sit down and when you rise up.
Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways.
Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.
Matthew 10:29-31

For you were made in my image.
Genesis 1:27

In me you live and move and have your being.
Acts 17:28

For you are my offspring.
Acts 17:28

I knew you even before you were conceived.
Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose you when I planned creation.
Ephesians 1:11-12

You were not a mistake,
for all your days are written in my book.

Psalm 139:15-16

I determined the exact time of your birth
and where you would live.

Acts 17:26

You are fearfully and wonderfully made.
Psalm 139:14

I knit you together in your mother's womb.
Psalm 139:13

And brought you forth on the day you were born.
Psalm 71:6

I have been misrepresented
by those who don't know me.

John 8:41-44

I am not distant and angry,
but am the complete expression of love.

1 John 4:16

And it is my desire to lavish my love on you.
1 John 3:1

Simply because you are my child
and I am your Father.

1 John 3:1

I offer you more than your earthly father ever could.
Matthew 7:11

For I am the perfect father.
Matthew 5:48

Every good gift that you receive comes from my hand.
James 1:17

For I am your provider and I meet all your needs.
Matthew 6:31-33

My plan for your future has always been filled with hope.
Jeremiah 29:11

Because I love you with an everlasting love.
Jeremiah 31:3

My thoughts toward you are countless
as the sand on the seashore.

Psalms 139:17-18

And I rejoice over you with singing.
Zephaniah 3:17

I will never stop doing good to you.
Jeremiah 32:40

For you are my treasured possession.
Exodus 19:5

I desire to establish you
with all my heart and all my soul.

Jeremiah 32:41

And I want to show you great and marvelous things.
Jeremiah 33:3

If you seek me with all your heart,
you will find me.

Deuteronomy 4:29

Delight in me and I will give you
the desires of your heart.

Psalm 37:4

For it is I who gave you those desires.
Philippians 2:13

I am able to do more for you
than you could possibly imagine.

Ephesians 3:20

For I am your greatest encourager.
2 Thessalonians 2:16-17

I am also the Father who comforts you
in all your troubles.

2 Corinthians 1:3-4

When you are brokenhearted,
I am close to you.

Psalm 34:18

As a shepherd carries a lamb,
I have carried you close to my heart.

Isaiah 40:11

One day I will wipe away
every tear from your eyes.

Revelation 21:3-4

And I'll take away all the pain
you have suffered on this earth.

Revelation 21:3-4

I am your Father, and I love you
even as I love my son, Jesus.

John 17:23

For in Jesus, my love for you is revealed.
John 17:26

He is the exact representation of my being.
Hebrews 1:3

He came to demonstrate that I am for you,
not against you.

Romans 8:31

And to tell you that I am not counting your sins.
2 Corinthians 5:18-19

Jesus died so that you and I could be reconciled.
2 Corinthians 5:18-19

His death was the ultimate expression
of my love for you.

1 John 4:10

I gave up everything I loved
that I might gain your love.

Romans 8:31-32

If you receive the gift of my son Jesus,
you receive me.

1 John 2:23

And nothing will ever separate you
from my love again.

Romans 8:38-39

Come home and I'll throw the biggest party
heaven has ever seen.

Luke 15:7

I have always been Father,
and will always be Father.

Ephesians 3:14-15

My question is…
Will you be my child?

John 1:12-13

I am waiting for you.
Luke 15:11-32


Love, Your Dad
Almighty God

 

 

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Dear Christian

Dear Christian Bible Quoter,

Pretending you are God is about the stupidest thing I can think of. Please wake up to reality. You are just a random person, not my "Dad". So, fuck off.

Sincerely,

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Shouldn't that end with, "OR

Shouldn't that end with, "OR I'LL SMITE YOU!!!!!"  or "OR YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY?

 

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There's a big topic around

There's a big topic around somewhere that details the number of people god killed vs the number of people satan killed. Not exactly what you asked for, but it's a place to start.

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Vastet wrote:There's a big

Vastet wrote:
There's a big topic around somewhere that details the number of people god killed vs the number of people satan killed. Not exactly what you asked for, but it's a place to start.

How many did God kill vs Satan?

Lots!

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See I can cherry pick too.

 You may not know me but I know everything about you

Psalms 139:1

For I your God am a Jealous God

Exodus 20:14

I am Familiar with all your ways.

Psalm 139:3

And it is Detestable to me your Lord Your God.

Deuteronomy 7:25

So Don't be Gay.

Leviticus 18:22

Go slaughter some children.

Judges 21:10

Including your daughters.

Judges 11:39

And your sons.

Genesis 22:2

No stop! Just kidding about the sons, just murder your daughters.

Genesis 22:12

And don't you dare make fun of my toupee or I will end you.... with a bear.

1Kings 2:23-24

Oh ya if you get in a bind you can send your wife out to get raped.

Judges 19:25

Peace Dudes.


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Awesome! lol

Awesome! lol


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Juliashmoolia wrote:Reach

Juliashmoolia wrote:

Reach for the spew bucket before reading this!  It's standard bible cherry-picking.

 

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Yep, that was pretty spew worthy.

Lucky, I am under the influence of three beers right now and was able to get through it without becoming TOO sick.

I think MrB provided you with a real good comeback that can squash the biblical cherry pickers.

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― Giordano Bruno


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All the barf bags on all the

All the barf bags on all the airliners in all the world could not hold all the barf this crap induces.

Daddy loves you so much he puts you in a dangerous home with disease and war and crime and death, threatens to beat the shit out of you if you don't kiss his ass, and the best he has to offer you is this?

CRAP

The God of Abraham is incapable of love or selflessness otherwise our existence would not be full of all the horrible shit that happens to us. This god is more concerned about being famous to the point all humans are his fans and solves problems as well as the Three Stooges belonging to a terrorist group.

Idiots who try to claim this fictional character fail to see that NATURE is both good and bad and need not a fictional super hero or super villain.

It is not the fictional character that makes me sick. It is the idea that humans claim this fictional character and FAIL to see the inconsistencies of their claims.

It is sick to me to believe in such an inept deadbeat who is selective about whom he protects, and hides in the shadows while his fans kill each other over what his name is and which children daddy loves best. Is the most immoral concept humans have ever invented. The myth of god/s are a reflection of human narcissism.

 

 

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LOL awesome MrB, this is

LOL awesome MrB, this is exactly what I was looking for.

 

If anyone can recall any of the other hideous charachteristics of god, please add them to this list Smiling