Hi, new member here.
I deny the holy spirit. I make this declaration willingly, with the knowledge that the bible says this is an eternal, unforgivable sin, and that I am eternally damned for all eternity (Mark 3:28-29, blah blah blah).
I'm going to hell. Woe is me.
Oh wait, I forgot, it's all bullshit.
I'm going to hell.