Eternally damned

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Eternally damned

Hi, new member here.

I deny the holy spirit.  I make this declaration willingly, with the knowledge that the bible says this is an eternal, unforgivable sin, and that I am eternally damned for all eternity (Mark 3:28-29, blah blah blah).

I'm going to hell.   Woe is me.

Oh wait, I forgot, it's all bullshit.


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EternalDamnation wrote:Hi,

EternalDamnation wrote:

Hi, new member here.

I deny the holy spirit.  I make this declaration willingly, with the knowledge that the bible says this is an eternal, unforgivable sin, and that I am eternally damned for all eternity (Mark 3:28-29, blah blah blah).

I'm going to hell.   Woe is me.

Oh wait, I forgot, it's all bullshit.

You're right, it is all bullshit. Everyone knows all non-Muslims will burn in the Koran hell.

(note to self: Did I think this, or type it?)

Anywho, welcome.

 

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Hey, welcome! 

Hey, welcome!

 

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If we get in all possible

If we get in all possible hells, and theists in all of them except for one, does that mean we get a royal flush, or something?

Jackpot.

And welcome.


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Hi Damnation

 

 

I'll see you there...


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Welcome to the forum.

Welcome to the forum.

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare