The Last Time I Read the Bible...
The last time I read the bible (about 15 years ago, I believe, when I stole a copy from a bookstore to read; I figured it was supreme irony) it made complete sense to me whenever I substituted the word "alien" for "Jesus" and the word "spaceship" for "God".
Anyone else have any similar stories?
If "God" created man in his image, then why aren't YOU omniscient and omnipresent?
Sci-Fi Bible: Replace the words "Jesus" and "God" with "alien" and "spaceship", respectively. Isaac Asimov couldn't write a better story.