Jesus: now bacon flavored!
I'm not going to scrub it clean though, just in case I get struck by lightning, it's going to take pride of place on a wall instead.
Interesting to note:
- There is a commandment that forbids graven images (Exodus 20:4)
- Jesus never had a portrait commissioned during his lifetime
- "Portraits" of Jesus are modeled after the Shroud of Turin and other earlier graven images which are supposed to be forbidden.
Of course Christians justify their hypocrisy with convoluted logic. Jack Sparks claims that the commandment was really saying that you aren't supposed to worship images, even though Exodus 20 clearly states that making them is also forbidden. Selective reading for the win!
Remember how you figured out there is no Santa? Well, their god is just like Santa. They just haven’t figured out he’s not real yet.