Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter

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Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter

"The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!

The Power of Christ Impales You."

 

Yes, it's true! The second coming is upon us and Jesus Christ has returned to fight an army of lesbian day-walking vampires and athiests with stakes and kung-fu action!

 

 

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
Homer Simpson


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Lesbian Vampires? /me

Lesbian Vampires?

 

/me inserts bad jokes about fighting over tampons.

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Answers in Gene Simmons

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Lesbian Vampires?

 

/me inserts bad jokes about fighting over tampons.

 

Oh Dear!

We also can't forget the Mexican Wrestler Santos! The Saint of the Wrestling Ring!

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
Homer Simpson


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Le #%@*&^$(@?>!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

           Isn't like Jesus Christos   --   or Joshuaa  bar  Yusef   --   like the the first    --   1st   --   recorded vampire:::::   rise from the dead   ---    or almost dead   --   claiming we should   --   " drink of my blood    and   eat of my   flesh   "      --     like MAN   this cutie could out  horror  Wes Craven,  or  Stevie King    --   "" that's  Stephen,  my name is  Stephen King""   .

 

 

        

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VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"

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Sterculius wrote:an army of

Sterculius wrote:

an army of lesbian day-walking vampires

 

Jesus and Doomy appear to have vastly different ideas, of what is "Good" and "Holy"

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Well, without giving too

Well, without giving too much away Jesus is called by some concerned priests to help the lesbians that are being preyed upon by the vampires because the church refuses to help!  The movie is definitely alternative lifestyle friendly.

 

 

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
Homer Simpson