Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter
"The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!
The Power of Christ Impales You."
Yes, it's true! The second coming is upon us and Jesus Christ has returned to fight an army of lesbian day-walking vampires and athiests with stakes and kung-fu action!
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."