Jesus sticks it to Kurt Warner again.

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Jesus sticks it to Kurt Warner again.

Hey Kurt, I guess Jesus fucked you again. Maybe it's time to find a new false god.


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eh... Who's Kurt Warner?

eh... Who's Kurt Warner?


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You're right..

Kurt who?


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amazin!!!

          I was watching the post game interviews;  I counted Six (6) from owner to coach, MVP  the QB and two others who all showed gratitude for winning the game but no one--NOT ONE-- thanked an imaginary friend.  Maybe the NFL players are  starting to grow up.  If Warner wants to be a winner again in or out of the NFL he should take note.

 

 

 

 

 

         EditSmiling next year Brady and the Patriots,,  noooo  doubt!

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         EditSmiling next year Brady and the Patriots,,  noooo  doubt!

 

No, it will be Cutler and the Broncos.

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Nikolaj wrote:eh... Who's

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eh... Who's Kurt Warner?

Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, he's very public about his Christianity.  With quite a few quotes on record about how he wins because Jesus leads him to victory.  Tonight he lost in the Superbowl.  Word is Jesus was at a strip club tonight and was distracted at several crucial moments.  

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Sapient wrote:Nikolaj

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Nikolaj wrote:

eh... Who's Kurt Warner?

Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, he's very public about his Christianity.  With quite a few quotes on record about how he wins because Jesus leads him to victory.  Tonight he lost in the Superbowl.  Word is Jesus was at a strip club tonight and was distracted at several crucial moments.  

Since the Superbowl was in Tampa Jesus couldn't find his way out of Mons Venus until late and then he just went over to 2001 Odyssey where he was last seen in late 4th quarter.

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Thanks for the explanation

Thanks for the explanation Brian Smiling


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Hi !  This is Kurt Warner

Hi !  This is Kurt Warner and I can explain everything.....

When we win.. it's because my sweet lord has heard our prayers.  When we lose it's cause teh devil is strong in Tampa Bay or the refs are godless..or the punter has not accepted the almighty god into his life...or somethin' like that... simple ! 

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GOD BOY LOST! Hey Kurt,

GOD BOY LOST!

Hey Kurt, maybe Jesus is trying to tell you to go back to bagging at the super market.

 

 

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pauljohntheskeptic

pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

Sapient wrote:

Nikolaj wrote:

eh... Who's Kurt Warner?

Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, he's very public about his Christianity.  With quite a few quotes on record about how he wins because Jesus leads him to victory.  Tonight he lost in the Superbowl.  Word is Jesus was at a strip club tonight and was distracted at several crucial moments.  

Since the Superbowl was in Tampa Jesus couldn't find his way out of Mons Venus until late and then he just went over to 2001 Odyssey where he was last seen in late 4th quarter.

^^^ If I didn't live in Tampa, I would never get this joke.


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spaceclown wrote:

pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

Sapient wrote:

Nikolaj wrote:

eh... Who's Kurt Warner?

Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, he's very public about his Christianity.  With quite a few quotes on record about how he wins because Jesus leads him to victory.  Tonight he lost in the Superbowl.  Word is Jesus was at a strip club tonight and was distracted at several crucial moments.  

Since the Superbowl was in Tampa Jesus couldn't find his way out of Mons Venus until late and then he just went over to 2001 Odyssey where he was last seen in late 4th quarter.

^^^ If I didn't live in Tampa, I would never get this joke.

I live in Orlando and have helped the economy in Tampa especially Ybor City over the years. If Jeb hadn't stopped the high speed train many more people would know about what a great city Tampa is.

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Warner himself actually put

Warner himself actually put up some fantastic numbers - better than Ben Roethlisberger's. It was Arizona's porous defense that did them in. Just goes to show that God hates the desert.

 

 

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spaceclown

spaceclown wrote:

pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

Sapient wrote:

Nikolaj wrote:

eh... Who's Kurt Warner?

Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, he's very public about his Christianity.  With quite a few quotes on record about how he wins because Jesus leads him to victory.  Tonight he lost in the Superbowl.  Word is Jesus was at a strip club tonight and was distracted at several crucial moments.  

Since the Superbowl was in Tampa Jesus couldn't find his way out of Mons Venus until late and then he just went over to 2001 Odyssey where he was last seen in late 4th quarter.

^^^ If I didn't live in Tampa, I would never get this joke.

I've been to both those places. But, when I ran into Jesus he was trying to tip over the strippers like he did 2 thousand years ago in tipping over the merchant tables.

The bouncers kicked Jesus out for trying to disrupt them from making a living. The patrons were quite happy and relived and went back to sticking their "In God We Trust" bills into the stripper's garters.

God secretly likes lap dances, or loves watching, after all he is all seeing.

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Kurt Warner's Jesus

Cares about the Superbowl, but, doesn't give a fuck about the Holocaust?


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robert0259 wrote:Cares about

robert0259 wrote:

Cares about the Superbowl, but, doesn't give a fuck about the Holocaust?

Give him a break. Did you ever think he was taking a rest from the other 2 thousand years of chosing a "chosen people". All those people of all those clubs wispering in his ear would give anyone a headache. He simply took some asprin powder, went to bed and took a 10 year nap. Those pesky Jews who were gassed and burned shouldn't  complain about god needing a respite. How is he supposed to stop violence without allowing it in the first place, especially when he gets no sleep?

 

 

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