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Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:12pm
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Satan Sucks


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You are gonna burn in Hell Fool! You and Satan are eternal Losers and are DAMNED to a lake a Fire! Better get a lot of sunscreen!!

Fake christians and hypocrite suck! Religion sucks!
And Satan sucks your SOUL to HELL!! You live and breathe but your as DEAD as road kill!
Break your fool heart and sell out to the real Jesus and he loved you to death!!
His blood love blows your Satanic hate to Hell! Oow!!

Dane
 

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Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:14pm #1
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Hey Dane,Spamming sucks too.

Hey Dane,

Spamming sucks too.


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:16pm #2
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wot?

wot?

Organised religion is the ultimate form of blasphemy.


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:18pm #3
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Srsly.

Srsly.


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:23pm #4
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eh... What?

eh... What?


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:23pm #5
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In before

In before trollville

DaneMuhlig wrote:


Religion sucks!

Least he got something right

 


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:23pm #6
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Are these lyrics to a really

Are these lyrics to a really lame christian music song?


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:36pm #7
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Quote:His blood love blows

Quote:
His blood love blows your Satanic hate to Hell! Oow!!

Blood love... does that mean the real Jesus is a vampire?  Cause that would be cooler than the story I heard.  Hell, Anne Rice might write a novel about it...  only she likes for there to be a lot of sex, and Jesus didn't like sex.... so I dunno.

Anyway, thanks for that insightful, scientific, and well articulated expression of Christian love.

 

If superior creatures from space ever visit earth, the first question they will ask, in order to assess the level of our civilization, is: 'Have they discovered evolution yet?' -- Richard Dawkins


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 5:42pm #8
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Awww... he's so adoreable! 

Awww... he's so adoreable!  I could just squish his face and eat him up!  


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 6:10pm #9
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Sorry asshat, you fail.

Sorry asshat, you fail. There is no real jesus.

 


Posted on: May 29, 2008 - 6:42pm #10
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Quote:he loved you to

Quote:

he loved you to death!!

Somehow I could not possibly imagine a more unpleasant experience than being fucked until dead by a man who has been dead for 2,000 years.

 

Thus we encounter books that use quantum mechanics as a justification for an array of metaphysical and spiritual beliefs written by people who would be unable to interpret a Feynman diagram or recognize, much less solve, a simple work function problem, articles smugly asserting that certain structures and organisms could not possibly have evolved, whose authors would be unable to draw a Punnett Square, brazen proclamations that evolution violates the laws of thermodynamics from people who would be unable to calculate enthalpy changes, use the combined gas law or solve a simple problem of dynamic equilibrium
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