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Is Google God?
Posted on: June 1, 2007 - 12:00pm
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Is Google God?
Funny web site. Probably has beedn posted here before, but if not, check it out. "When you hit your thumb with a hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a special kind of atheist to jump up and down shout, 'Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!'"-Terry Pratchett
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w00t! all hail mighty google! google be praised! give us this day our daily google! i testify that there is no google but google, and that google is the messenger of the internet! etc, etc, until the funny has expired...
if (born++) {truth=null};
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LOL! I have called google my bible for about 6 months now. Whenever I have a question about anything, google almost always does better than any other source in finding an answer.
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No - GPS is.
What are the communion wafers? Processors? Circuit boards?
If Google is God, is Wikipedia Jesus? Is Yahoo a false god? Will my internet be shut off for all eternity if I don't praise Google regularly by visiting the site? :|
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I'm thinking more Youtube as Jesus and Wiki as the Holy Ghost.
Yes.
Only after you die.
"When you hit your thumb with a hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a special kind of atheist to jump up and down shout, 'Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!'"-Terry Pratchett
Jeeves is The Devil.
No. Microsoft is the Devil (says so in their FAQ). Jeeves would be along the lines of a minor demon or something.
"When you hit your thumb with a hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a special kind of atheist to jump up and down shout, 'Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!'"-Terry Pratchett
After reading the proofs that google is god, I had a revelation. Googlism is false. It is not google which is god, for she is merely the messenger. It is the internet itself which is god. It is everything and it is nothing. All praise the internet!
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
All Hail the internet and its mighty prophet Vastet!
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On a practical note...If I become a Googlist, then my home surely becomes my place of worship (with my computer as the altar). Hmmm...place of worship? In many countries I believe this means tax breaks / exemptions.
Worth considering, I think.