Take the challenge: I deny Brian Sapient
All in good fun....
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Feel free to make a funny I deny Brian Sapient video and post it as a response to this:
When you post your response, keep it silly. Phrases like "I know Brian Sapient doesn't exist because I just read a post from him on the forum" would add extra humorous logic. Or maybe better yet, "I know rationalresponders.com doesn't exist, because I read about the challenge on their website." Feel free to use logic as poor as you wish, the sky is the limit.
Here's the original:
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If Sapient designed the website, who designed the Sapient???
This reminds me of Bod. There was one thread where he was trying to get us to "blasphemy the RRS."
What's the prize?
All right now, don't make me like you.
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I havent met alot of people that have done anything for me. Therefore most of the human population does not exist.
And I thought I was a bit out of my mind before.
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is my response to it.
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As we can clearly see in the video, the fear of Hell was the reason Rook was afraid of denying Sapient. But he overcame his irrational fear.
I'm proud of him.
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here's mine:
it's not really that funny, i'm better at writing songs
I hate my country accent. >_<
Mod editedAnd god told me to do the blasphemy challenge
Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!
A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS.
"When I die I shall be content to vanish into nothingness.... No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever.... I do not believe in immortality, and have no desire for it." ~H.L. Mencken
Thank god i'm a atheist!
Finally, a good argument from a theist.
"Hitler burned people like Anne Frank, for that we call him evil.
"God" burns Anne Frank eternally. For that, theists call him 'good.'
That's where you're wrong. You see, this site came to be by random typing errors of other sites. Through "spelling and grammar selection" these typing errors began to form words and arguments. I can say, if an intelligent force was behind this website, it's not very intelligent.
Blasphemy! You will be tortured forever in the eternal thread of flaming! While I for believing lose nothing, I will be able to transcend the internet and visit any site I wish! Porn \o/
"When I die I shall be content to vanish into nothingness.... No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever.... I do not believe in immortality, and have no desire for it." ~H.L. Mencken
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Brian Im kind of wondering if these guys think that we worship you. So if they say you dont exist they will break down our moral. Maybe there trying to make it out to look like were a cult. Like were all going to commit mass suicide when Brian Sapient says so. I dont know. Its all kind of a strange idea. Brian I think your a cool guy but I do not worship you. I dont even scream your name in bed or nothing like that. So if this is there intentions then they fail.
Wife just told me my post is kind of creepy.
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Yes, but even if you prove their is a designer which one is it? It could very well be a smurf or FSM. What if YOUR wrong about the internet smurf?
I was raised as a GOOD SAPIENT fearing SAPTIST. YOU have to PROVE I am wrong. I AM RIGHT about sapient, and you will become a believer, maybe not in this LIFE but the NEXT when you are being FLAMED for all ETERNITY.
SAPIENT WAS PROVED to EXIST. Did you ever see a website without a DESIGNER? No? Sapient exists.
You are just a blind IGNORANT ASAPTIST. You will feel HIS WRAITH. He is all loving and wants to go to interheaven, but YOU choose to reject HIM.
Smurf? NO!!! SAPIENT IS ONLY RATIONAL CHOICE.
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nevermind. It sucked too bad.
No, no, no. Obviously you know nothing about Internet evolution. Some of the typing errors are random, yes, but the letters that survive were all re-typed on Natural™ keyboards:
Over time, the combination of random letters and selection by Natural keyboards created this website. So stop saying it was all due to chance!
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I think to some degree you're on to something. Hopefully people will see we have a sense of humor and don't take ourselves that seriously. They however take themselves way too seriously, as they get their panties in a bunch that we deny their gods existence.
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No that's where spelling and grammar selection comes in. The typying errors themselves are random, but the spelling and grammar selection is not random and puts them, selectivly, into words, then sentences, then paragraphs, then arguments.
I'm so sorry. I hope no one here posts catty or insulting remarks to me because of this:
I have to agree with Gizmo's video. Until I see a mention of Brian Sapient in the Bible, I will not believe in Him.
Although His Voice has come to me through electronic means such as telephones, headsets and computers, I understand that it is a misfiring of electrons in my own brain and I have turned away from the Voice.
And I Am Not Afraid.
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No all arguments are designed. You can not point out one argument not designed, like you can not show me one building not designed(Except a cave, but Sapient made the world, and designed the cave so you lose).
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Thank god i'm a atheist!
If Brian Sapient doesn't exist then tell me how everything got here. You have never shown me a transitional webpage. Where is the "wiki-oogle", or the "yah-tube", or even the "Amaz-Doh"? There should be millions of them but not one has been produced.
First thing I thought about to. lol.
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Your posts should come with a warning.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: BGH's posts may result in high degrees of hilarity and serious bouts of belly laughter. Do not read BGH's posts while eating or drinking beverages. If bouts of laughter last longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.
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IT. DID. NOT!!!!!!!
And may Sapient strike me dead if I'm lying.
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That's Lamarckian Tubal InterWeb evolution and it's been thoroughly disproven. Internet websites evolve due to these factors:
mutations (random letters) + time + Natural keyboard selection
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Thanks Iruka, you always make my day. I am going to copy that warning and keep it if you don't mind.
You know, I feel like I'm hogging the thread by laughing at everyone's remarks, but hey, I'm thoroughly enjoying this.
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Me too. And there's nothing wrong with that.
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Not at all. You usually manage to make my day, too. Good stuff! I think this entire thread needs to be submitted to razorcade and darth_josh's "humor" thread.
Of course, it seems to be moving in two different directions. Maybe tomorrow I'll feel like making a video denying the entire Trinity: Sapient, Kelly and the Holy Rook.
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This topic is a laugh riot.
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If we look closely we can find no reliable evidence to suggest that Sapient exists. The RRS, like the bible is an ancient document written to promote the view that Sapient exists and has lordship over us. I defend my asapeism through there being no reason for my to believe in Sapient.
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GUYS! Sapient most obviously did exist! As proof, I will give you this quote from Josephus:
Now, make a video affirming the existence of Sapient, get a cookie. Serious! No joke! This Asapientism has to stop. Let's put the Asapientists in their place and show them that we believe in Sapient!
Look at my blog! It's awesome!
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Brothers and sisters, I have come into this thread..called into one may suggest..to conclusively prove scientifically, without using faith or the bible, that Sapient exists!
Bend a knee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9qVvnG3jcQ
You forgot to mention the obvious though, this website is irreducibly complex. Take away only one HTML tag and everything stops working!
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant
No, we know the fact that HTML evolution can occur. That is a fact. However PHP evolution is impossible AND can never occur without a designer.
Website evolution does not happen, html evolution does, but not php/java/asp/ajax etc! HTML was also designed! However can change!
Did you know sites like rational responders would have thousands of lines of code in php/java? One syntax error and it's all over!
Praise Sapient.
(Note for the slow: HTML = Micro-Website-Evolution)
"When I die I shall be content to vanish into nothingness.... No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever.... I do not believe in immortality, and have no desire for it." ~H.L. Mencken
Thank god i'm a atheist!
This doesn't count because it was not written by a contemporary of Sapient. It was written almost 2000 years before Sapient was supposedly born, which renders it moot. Those who believe in the authenticity of this account conjured up the whole idea of Sapient in response to the "prophecy."
Sapient DOES NOT exist.
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I deny the existence of Brian Sapient because in my reality Kelly is single.
I deny the existance of Brian Sapient, Kelly, Rook Hawkins, Darkwing Duck, this post, the Rational Response Squad, and video recording software.
YOU shut the fuck up! WE'LL save America!
I deny Brian Sapient.
....Whew! I'm still alive.
Exactly! You proved my point! The Brian Sapient fulfills a 2000 year old prophecy TO THE LETTER! Therefore, he exists. You just have to have faith! Besides, Hitler was an Asapientist...
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You people just don't seem to get it! You can't deny thge existence of Brian Sapient!
You silly people, you!
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That clip was 25 seconds long and he (the guy denying Sapient) had to read from a script???
Oh boy. They just keep going. lol.
Video I just saw for anyone who hasnt seen it.
Edit: Bah screw it..Apparently I have no idea what Im doing.
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Oh my.
Todd Friel is fucking insane.
Sorry, I had to say it.
It seems to me that these guys when they do shit like this show that they are a bit crazy and help us in our cause.
Funny shit tho considering hes comparing the "I deny Brian Sapient" to us claiming that God does not exist. Brian can be seen, not so much with God.
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I deny that Shrill Todd Friel makes any fucking sense whatsover. He justs makes it up as he goes along, and then he gives himself little congratulatory smiles at his self declared brilliance.
The guy is a dunce.