Take the challenge: I deny Brian Sapient

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Take the challenge: I deny Brian Sapient

All in good fun....

Check this hilarious (yet serious) myspace page out: http://www.myspace.com/idenybriansapient

Feel free to make a funny I deny Brian Sapient video and post it as a response to this:

When you post your response, keep it silly. Phrases like "I know Brian Sapient doesn't exist because I just read a post from him on the forum" would add extra humorous logic. Or maybe better yet, "I know rationalresponders.com doesn't exist, because I read about the challenge on their website." Feel free to use logic as poor as you wish, the sky is the limit.

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If Sapient designed the

If Sapient designed the website, who designed the Sapient???


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This reminds me of Bod.

This reminds me of Bod. There was one thread where he was trying to get us to "blasphemy the RRS."


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What's the prize?

What's the prize?


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Cpt_pineapple wrote: If

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
If Sapient designed the website, who designed the Sapient???

 

All right now, don't make me like you.  

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I havent met alot of people

I havent met alot of people that have done anything for me. Therefore most of the human population does not exist.

 

 

And I thought I was a bit out of my mind before. Tongue out


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is my response to it.

is my response to it.


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As we can clearly see in

As we can clearly see in the video, the fear of Hell was the reason Rook was afraid of denying Sapient. But he overcame his irrational fear.

I'm proud of him.Cry


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here's mine:

here's mine:

it's not really that funny, i'm better at writing songs Smiling 


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I don't know how to embed

 I hate my country accent. >_<

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Sapient wrote: And

Sapient wrote:

And god told me to do the blasphemy challenge


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

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If Sapient designed the website, who designed the Sapient???

Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!

A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS. 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote: If

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
If Sapient designed the website, who designed the Sapient???

Finally, a good argument from a theist. 

 

"Hitler burned people like Anne Frank, for that we call him evil.
"God" burns Anne Frank eternally. For that, theists call him 'good.'


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James Cizuz

James Cizuz wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

If Sapient designed the website, who designed the Sapient???

Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!

A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS.

 

That's where you're wrong. You see, this site came to be by random typing errors of other sites. Through "spelling and grammar selection" these typing errors began to form words and arguments. I can say, if an intelligent force was behind this website, it's not very intelligent.


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Cpt_pineapple wrote: James

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
James Cizuz wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

If Sapient designed the website, who designed the Sapient???

Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!

A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS.

 

That's where you're wrong. You see, this site came to be by random typing errors of other sites. Through "spelling and grammar selection" these typing errors began to form words and arguments. I can say, if an intelligent force was behind this website, it's not very intelligent.

Blasphemy! You will be tortured forever in the eternal thread of flaming! While I for believing lose nothing, I will be able to transcend the internet and visit any site I wish! Porn \o/

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Brian Im kind of wondering

Brian Im kind of wondering if these guys think that we worship you. So if they say you dont exist they will break down our moral. Maybe there trying to make it out to look like were a cult. Like were all going to commit mass suicide when Brian Sapient says so. I dont know. Its all kind of a strange idea. Brian I think your a cool guy but I do not worship you. Tongue out I dont even scream your name in bed or nothing like that. So if this is there intentions then they fail. Surprised

 

 

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James Cizuz

James Cizuz wrote:

 

Blasphemy! You will be tortured forever in the eternal thread of flaming! While I for believing lose nothing, I will be able to transcend the internet and visit any site I wish! Porn \o/

 

Yes, but even if you prove their is a designer which one is it? It could very well be a smurf or FSM. What if  YOUR wrong about the internet smurf?  


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Cpt_pineapple wrote: James

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
James Cizuz wrote:

 

Blasphemy! You will be tortured forever in the eternal thread of flaming! While I for believing lose nothing, I will be able to transcend the internet and visit any site I wish! Porn \o/

 

Yes, but even if you prove their is a designer which one is it? It could very well be a smurf or FSM. What if YOUR wrong about the internet smurf?

I was raised as a GOOD SAPIENT fearing SAPTIST. YOU have to PROVE I am wrong. I AM RIGHT about sapient, and you will become a believer, maybe not in this LIFE but the NEXT when you are being FLAMED for all ETERNITY.

 

SAPIENT WAS PROVED to EXIST. Did you ever see a website without a DESIGNER? No? Sapient exists.

 

You are just a blind IGNORANT ASAPTIST. You will feel HIS WRAITH. He is all loving and wants to go to interheaven, but YOU choose to reject HIM.

 

Smurf? NO!!! SAPIENT IS ONLY RATIONAL CHOICE. 

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nevermind. It sucked too

nevermind. It sucked too bad.


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Cpt_Pineapple wrote:

Cpt_Pineapple wrote:
That's where you're wrong. You see, this site came to be by random typing errors of other sites. Through "spelling and grammar selection" these typing errors began to form words and arguments. I can say, if an intelligent force was behind this website, it's not very intelligent.

No, no, no. Obviously you know nothing about Internet evolution. Some of the typing errors are random, yes, but the letters that survive were all re-typed on Natural™ keyboards:

Over time, the combination of random letters and selection by Natural keyboards created this website. So stop saying it was all due to chance!

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AbandonMyPeace

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Brian Im kind of wondering if these guys think that we worship you. So if they say you dont exist they will break down our moral. Maybe there trying to make it out to look like were a cult. Like were all going to commit mass suicide when Brian Sapient says so. Cry

I think to some degree you're on to something. Hopefully people will see we have a sense of humor and don't take ourselves that seriously. They however take themselves way too seriously, as they get their panties in a bunch that we deny their gods existence.

I deny Brian Sapient.


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Quote: Over time, the

Quote:

Over time, the combination of random letters and selection by Natural keyboards created this website. So stop saying it was all due to chance!

 

No that's where spelling and grammar selection comes in. The typying errors themselves are random, but the spelling and grammar selection is not random and puts them, selectivly, into words, then sentences, then paragraphs, then arguments.  


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I'm so sorry.  I hope no

I'm so sorry.  I hope no one here posts catty or insulting remarks to me because of this:

I have to agree with Gizmo's video.  Until I see a mention of Brian Sapient in the Bible, I will not believe in Him. 

Although His Voice has come to me through electronic means such as telephones, headsets and computers, I understand that it is a misfiring of electrons in my own brain and I have turned away from the Voice.

And I Am Not Afraid. 

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Quote:

Over time, the combination of random letters and selection by Natural keyboards created this website. So stop saying it was all due to chance!

 

No that's where spelling and grammar selection comes in. The typying errors themselves are random, but the spelling and grammar selection is not random and puts them, selectivly, into words, then sentences, then paragraphs, then arguments.

 

No all arguments are designed. You can not point out one argument not designed, like you can not show me one building not designed(Except a cave, but Sapient made the world, and designed the cave so you lose).  

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If Brian Sapient doesn't

If Brian Sapient doesn't exist then tell me how everything got here. You have never shown me a transitional webpage. Where is the "wiki-oogle", or the "yah-tube", or even the "Amaz-Doh"? There should be millions of them but not one has been produced.


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MrRage wrote: This reminds

MrRage wrote:
This reminds me of Bod. There was one thread where he was trying to get us to "blasphemy the RRS."

First thing I thought about to. lol.

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BGH wrote: If Brian Sapient

BGH wrote:
If Brian Sapient doesn't exist then tell me how everything got here. You have never shown me a transitional webpage. Where is the "wiki-oogle", or the "yah-tube", or even the "Amaz-Doh"? There should be millions of them but not one has been produced.

                                               

Your posts should come with a warning.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: BGH's posts may result in high degrees of hilarity and serious bouts of belly laughter.  Do not read BGH's posts while eating or drinking beverages.  If bouts of laughter last longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

 

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nevermind. It sucked too bad.

IT. DID. NOT!!!!!!!

And may Sapient strike me dead if I'm lying. 

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Cpt_pineapple

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

Quote:

Over time, the combination of random letters and selection by Natural keyboards created this website. So stop saying it was all due to chance!

 

No that's where spelling and grammar selection comes in. The typying errors themselves are random, but the spelling and grammar selection is not random and puts them, selectivly, into words, then sentences, then paragraphs, then arguments.

That's Lamarckian Tubal InterWeb evolution and it's been thoroughly disproven.  Internet websites evolve due to these factors:

mutations (random letters)  + time + Natural keyboard selection

 

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Iruka Naminori wrote: BGH

Iruka Naminori wrote:

BGH wrote:
If Brian Sapient doesn't exist then tell me how everything got here. You have never shown me a transitional webpage. Where is the "wiki-oogle", or the "yah-tube", or even the "Amaz-Doh"? There should be millions of them but not one has been produced.

Your posts should come with a warning.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: BGH's posts may result in high degrees of hilarity and serious bouts of belly laughter. Do not read BGH's posts while eating or drinking beverages. If bouts of laughter last longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

 

Thanks Iruka, you always make my day. I am going to copy that warning and keep it if you don't mind. 


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James Cizuz wrote: Sapient

James Cizuz wrote:

Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!

A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS.

                 

You know, I feel like I'm hogging the thread by laughing at everyone's remarks, but hey, I'm thoroughly enjoying this. Smiling 

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Iruka Naminori

Iruka Naminori wrote:
James Cizuz wrote:

Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!

A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS.

                 

You know, I feel like I'm hogging the thread by laughing at everyone's remarks, but hey, I'm thoroughly enjoying this. Smiling 

Me too. And there's nothing wrong with that. Wink 


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BGH wrote: Thanks Iruka,

BGH wrote:

Thanks Iruka, you always make my day. I am going to copy that warning and keep it if you don't mind.

Not at all.  You usually manage to make my day, too. Smiling  Good stuff!  I think this entire thread needs to be submitted to razorcade and darth_josh's "humor" thread. 

Of course, it seems to be moving in two different directions.  Maybe tomorrow I'll feel like making a video denying the entire Trinity: Sapient, Kelly and the Holy Rook. 

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MrRage wrote:This reminds

This topic is a laugh riot.

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If we look closely we can

If we look closely we can find no reliable evidence to suggest that Sapient exists. The RRS, like the bible is an ancient document written to promote the view that Sapient exists and has lordship over us. I defend my asapeism through there being no reason for my to believe in Sapient.


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GUYS! Sapient most

GUYS! Sapient most obviously did exist! As proof, I will give you this quote from Josephus:

certainly not a Sapient believing forger wrote:
Now there was about this time Brian Sapient, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man, for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews, and many of the Gentiles. He was the Sapient, and when Ray Comfort, at the suggestion of the principal men among us, had condemned him to hell, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Sapeists so named from him are not extinct at this day.
 

Now, make a video affirming the existence of Sapient, get a cookie. Serious! No joke! This Asapientism has to stop. Let's put the Asapientists in their place and show them that we believe in Sapient!


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 Brothers and sisters, I

Brothers and sisters, I have come into this thread..called into one may suggest..to conclusively prove scientifically, without using faith or the bible, that Sapient exists! 

Bend a knee!

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James Cizuz wrote:

James Cizuz wrote:

Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!

A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS.

You forgot to mention the obvious though, this website is irreducibly complex. Take away only one HTML tag and everything stops working! 

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Mattness wrote:

Mattness wrote:
James Cizuz wrote:

Sapient is an uncaused cause. He created the website, and the term we know to be the internet. He exists outside the internet, thus needs no creator!

A website can not come about by random text thrown together. It needs a creator, thus Sapient exists. Praise be to Sapient, the uncaused causer of the RRS.

You forgot to mention the obvious though, this website is irreducibly complex. Take away only one HTML tag and everything stops working!

No, we know the fact that HTML evolution can occur. That is a fact. However PHP evolution is impossible AND can never occur without a designer.

 

Website evolution does not happen, html evolution does, but not php/java/asp/ajax etc! HTML was also designed! However can change!

 

Did you know sites like rational responders would have thousands of lines of code in php/java? One syntax error and it's all over!

Praise Sapient.

(Note for the slow: HTML = Micro-Website-Evolution)

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BenfromCanada wrote: GUYS!

BenfromCanada wrote:


GUYS! Sapient most obviously did exist! As proof, I will give you this quote from Josephus:

certainly not a Sapient believing forger wrote:
Now there was about this time Brian Sapient, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man, for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews, and many of the Gentiles. He was the Sapient, and when Ray Comfort, at the suggestion of the principal men among us, had condemned him to hell, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Sapeists so named from him are not extinct at this day.

Now, make a video affirming the existence of Sapient, get a cookie. Serious! No joke! This Asapientism has to stop. Let's put the Asapientists in their place and show them that we believe in Sapient!

This doesn't count because it was not written by a contemporary of Sapient.  It was written almost 2000 years before Sapient was supposedly born, which renders it moot.  Those who believe in the authenticity of this account conjured up the whole idea of Sapient in response to the "prophecy."

Sapient DOES NOT exist. 

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I deny the existence of

I deny the existence of Brian Sapient because in my reality Kelly is single.


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I deny the existance of

I deny the existance of Brian Sapient, Kelly, Rook Hawkins, Darkwing Duck, this post, the Rational Response Squad, and video recording software.

YOU shut the fuck up! WE'LL save America!


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I deny Brian

I deny Brian Sapient.

....Whew! I'm still alive. Cool


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Iruka Naminori wrote: This

Iruka Naminori wrote:

This doesn't count because it was not written by a contemporary of Sapient. It was written almost 2000 years before Sapient was supposedly born, which renders it moot. Those who believe in the authenticity of this account conjured up the whole idea of Sapient in response to the "prophecy."

Sapient DOES NOT exist.

 Exactly! You proved my point! The Brian Sapient fulfills a 2000 year old prophecy TO THE LETTER! Therefore, he exists. You just have to have faith! Besides, Hitler was an Asapientist...


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You people just don't seem

You people just don't seem to get it! You can't deny thge existence of Brian Sapient!

 You silly people, you!

 

I tried to post it on flash, but I can't see it on my pc. I'll leave it there, but you can still watch it on this link 

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That clip was 25 seconds

That clip was 25 seconds long and he (the guy denying Sapient) had to read from a script???


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Oh boy. They just keep

Oh boy. They just keep going. lol.

Video I just saw for anyone who hasnt seen it.

 

 

 

 

Edit: Bah screw it..Apparently I have no idea what Im doing.


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Oh my. Todd Friel is

Oh my.

Todd Friel is fucking insane.

 

Sorry, I had to say it. 


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It seems to me that these

It seems to me that these guys when they do shit like this show that they are a bit crazy and help us in our cause. 

Funny shit tho considering hes comparing the "I deny Brian Sapient" to us claiming that God does not exist.  Brian can be seen, not so much with God.   


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I deny that Shrill Todd

I deny that Shrill Todd Friel makes any fucking sense whatsover.  He justs makes it up as he goes along, and then he gives himself little congratulatory smiles at his self declared brilliance.


The guy is a dunce.