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Nobody's going to rob your

Nobody's going to rob your place, Charlie. It looks like a dump.  


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Anonymouse wrote:Nobody's

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Nobody's going to rob your place, Charlie. It looks like a dump.  

Why? Because of the house or who lives in it?

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WTF? Who protected your

WTF? 

Who protected your rights, and who stood up for the criminals?  I now know that Chuck Norris can utter a true, false dichotomy.  No logic ninja, he is, Yoda thinks.

 

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Anonymouse wrote:Nobody's

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Nobody's going to rob your place, Charlie. It looks like a dump.  

LOL

I laughed also at the sign "We don't dial 911". Glad I don't live my life in stressed out hypothetical fears.

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Perhaps

Perhaps Chuck Norris is a bit too old for roundhouse kicks and kung fu moves.

Much easier for him to just blow someone away than do all of those karate moves.

Speaking of which, does anyone remember the name of the movie where he plays the part of a cop that is fighting some undead/government experiment type of guy ?

I can't remember all of it, or whether the dude was genetically engineered (since it was the 80s I am going to say that genetically engineered was probably not a part of the plot).

But, I remember as a young kid watching it. This thing/villain was like some sort of Jason/Frankenstein that Chuck Norris was going up against. Not one of his better flicks, but one of the earliest ones that I remember, along with a couple of others.

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Hey Harley, Don't know my

Hey Harley,
Don't know my Carlos Ray Norris films, but here is his list.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/filmotype?mode=desktop

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ex-minister wrote:Hey

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Hey Harley, Don't know my Carlos Ray Norris films, but here is his list. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/filmotype?mode=desktop

Ah yes !

Thanks for that list.

The film was : Silent Rage.

I get it confused with another one of his called : The Hero and The Terror.

Both are not your typical Norris flicks.

Norris is a cop after a serial killer in both of them.

The villain in silent rage is supposedly indestructible because of some phony "cure". A plot like that could have only been made in the 80s.

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Chuck Norris is a fricken

Chuck Norris is a fricken loon, a fit loon, but a loon none the less.

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Antipatris wrote: 

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Antipatris wrote: I love

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I love this meme, I like the one that says, First Aid Kit?   Do you mean Jack Daniel's?  I know a few people like that.

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Antipatris wrote: I

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Laughing out loud

I actually think I know this dude from somewhere.


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Why are we drudging up this

Never mind, I don't know how I missed that this was not in "recent posts" must have clicked on the second or third page link.

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