Eve and Adam

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Eve and Adam

Ya, it just doesn't make sense that Eve was made from Adam.

I mean, WTF did Adam have nipples for?

 

 

I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."

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redneF wrote:Ya, it just

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Ya, it just doesn't make sense that Eve was made from Adam.

I mean, WTF did Adam have nipples for?

 

 

They were purely for sexual purposes. Stimulation by mouth or hand produces oxytocin in males. They also are needed for piercing. Gee redneF WTF

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God was created in mans

God was created in mans image so he prolly has nips too. They prolly have super powers of some sort.

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robj101 wrote:God was

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God was created in mans image so he prolly has nips too. They prolly have super powers of some sort.

You have to chant Hakuna Matata! while rubbing them.  It usually makes the voices go away. 

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Yup

robj101 wrote:

God was created in mans image so he prolly has nips too. They prolly have super powers of some sort.

 

Machine gun jubblies. 

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TGBaker wrote:redneF

TGBaker wrote:

redneF wrote:

Ya, it just doesn't make sense that Eve was made from Adam.

I mean, WTF did Adam have nipples for?

They were purely for sexual purposes. Stimulation by mouth or hand produces oxytocin in males.

You mean like when you're running low, you just need to tweak them, and you're good to go again?

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They also are needed for piercing.

Then what are ear lobes for?

TGBaker wrote:
Gee redneF WTF

Dude, I'm just trying to be more 'philosophical'...

 

I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."

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" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris


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redneF wrote:TGBaker

redneF wrote:

TGBaker wrote:

redneF wrote:

Ya, it just doesn't make sense that Eve was made from Adam.

I mean, WTF did Adam have nipples for?

They were purely for sexual purposes. Stimulation by mouth or hand produces oxytocin in males.

You mean like when you're running low, you just need to tweak them, and you're good to go again?

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They also are needed for piercing.

Then what are ear lobes for?

TGBaker wrote:
Gee redneF WTF

Dude, I'm just trying to be more 'philosophical'...

 

Bro I would not shit you. My explaination minus the piercing is used on some intellegent design sites. I CERTAINLY MEANT IT AS FUNNY BUT THE MUGUL SIDE OF THE POPULATION NEED IT AS A CREATIONIST DEFENSE. Now did I give ya something more philosophical?

Google "why do men have nipples" Yea I fuckin' cheated. Its all the drugs. I can't type worth a shit either....but I feel real GOOD.

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robj101 wrote:God was

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God was created in mans image so he prolly has nips too. They prolly have super powers of some sort.

 

Look out!  It's the bad guys!  OH MY GOD!  BAM!! POW!!!! ZAZAMMMMMMM!!!!!  BOOM!  FIZZ!!!  SSSSHSHHHHHSSSSHHHH.............

 

<big echo chamber voice>

THE MILK OF GOD STRIKES AGAIN, defeating evil and making the world safe for you and me.

</becv>

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cj wrote:robj101 wrote:God

cj wrote:

robj101 wrote:

God was created in mans image so he prolly has nips too. They prolly have super powers of some sort.

 

Look out!  It's the bad guys!  OH MY GOD!  BAM!! POW!!!! ZAZAMMMMMMM!!!!!  BOOM!  FIZZ!!!  SSSSHSHHHHHSSSSHHHH.............

 

<big echo chamber voice>

THE MILK OF GOD STRIKES AGAIN, defeating evil and making the world safe for you and me.

</becv>

Yea I wonder if he is the keeper of the power pasties.

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robj101 wrote:cj

robj101 wrote:

cj wrote:

robj101 wrote:

God was created in mans image so he prolly has nips too. They prolly have super powers of some sort.

 

Look out!  It's the bad guys!  OH MY GOD!  BAM!! POW!!!! ZAZAMMMMMMM!!!!!  BOOM!  FIZZ!!!  SSSSHSHHHHHSSSSHHHH.............

 

<big echo chamber voice>

THE MILK OF GOD STRIKES AGAIN, defeating evil and making the world safe for you and me.

</becv>

Yea I wonder if he is the keeper of the power pasties.

 

I was going to post a rude picture or maybe a baked Cornish pastie - but then I found this web site:

http://flyingpasties.com/

 

-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.

"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken

"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.