I'm an Atheist, I'm a Threat to Society

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I'm an Atheist, I'm a Threat to Society

Oh indeed I am. I've raped, I've killed children, I've robbed people, I've been in gangs and drug deals, I have tattoos all over and a bleeding cross fountain in my home. Oh I'm such a nasty little devil, whaddya gonna do? Preach me to death? Preach to random people on the internet? Run out in the streets with a sign saying "REPENT!"?

 

 

Oh I just can't wait to see how people take this. It'd be better on a Christian site though... I fail.


"I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them." ~Galileo Galilei


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Where did you get your

Where did you get your bleeding cross fountain?  I've been looking for a good deal.


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Parallel wrote:Oh indeed I

Parallel wrote:

Oh indeed I am. I've raped, I've killed children, I've robbed people, I've been in gangs and drug deals, I have tattoos all over and a bleeding cross fountain in my home. Oh I'm such a nasty little devil, whaddya gonna do?

 

* Highfive! *

What Would Kharn Do?


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Not sure about you lot

 

but my sins are pathetic. I've never raped. I interpret a glance at a watch or a sigh as 'no'. As for killing children - I've wanted to kill 'em. Does that count?

 

 

 

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Because they are tasty!

Eye-wink

 

Thought I'd add I like to eat babies.

 

Christian babies taste better.


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StrawberryJam

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Eye-wink

 

Thought I'd add I like to eat babies.

 

Christian babies taste better.

 

Not to mention, they could reverse aging...

 

http://www.technologyreview.com/biomedicine/24421/