Just experienced a miracle!!

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Just experienced a miracle!!

As of moments ago, Doomy just experienced a miracle!

 

I have this case of pepsi in the fridge, its been there about a week, i open it... and guess what i found?

 

a muthafucking beer!

 

How the hell did a Coors end up in an unopened package of Pepsi? just 1 mind you, i checked the rest, and they all appear to be pepsi...

 

 

I shall ponder this mystery over my new beer

Perhaps i should buy a lotto ticket?


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Doomy..Doomy...Doomy.

 

 

 

            You have no reason to go buying into superstition just because of a fluke Coors.   But if you don't buy up a load of lottery tickets;  LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!! then your the biggest  muthahfuck on earth. Now Go!!!

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That makes you a new biblical prophet! You can turn soda into beer!


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The Doomed Soul wrote: How

The Doomed Soul wrote:

 

How the hell did a Coors end up in an unopened package of Pepsi?

How do you know it was Coors and not Rocky Mountain Goat piss?

 

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EXC wrote:The Doomed Soul

EXC wrote:

The Doomed Soul wrote:

 

How the hell did a Coors end up in an unopened package of Pepsi?

How do you know it was Coors and not Rocky Mountain Goat piss?

 

 

Hey hey, did the jesus followers complain about what kind of wine he made their water into, or the process by which flavors came into it?

 

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Doomy, given that Pepsi >

Doomy, given that Pepsi > Coors I think you've been on the recieving end of one of satan's pranks.

 

Clearly you need to burn down a church/mosque/temple. I'm sure that's what the 'sign' meant.

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Back to logic

 

      I would guess  that an employee at a Pepsi bottleing plant  was planning to have a Coors during the shift,  ahhhhh!  but the drunks boss came by and started noseing around.  The employee had to ditch the evidence fast.  And now Doomy's  holding ( or drinking) the evidence.    

 

 

      Trust me folks,  drinking on the job is a chronic problem everywhere.

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bah

a real miracle would have been if it was Guinness and not pepsi.


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Abu Lahab wrote:

Doomy, given that Pepsi > Coors I think you've been on the recieving end of one of satan's pranks.

 

H̭͇͗ͪͧ̆̚ͅe͉̝ͧ ́w̭̿͋̇h̵͔͚̹̖̔̌o͕̰̲̩̟͈̒̔̎ ̝̮̮̭̆̈́ͤ̈̃w͖͚̪̭̣ͭͫå̭̪̞it̖̤ͭ͆̊͊̅͘ṡ̬͂ͪͮ͂̎͋͞ ̼̅ͣ̈́̅̌͟b͓̽̅ͦ̇͡ḙ̙̻̳̹͙̉̾͛ͮͦh̶̘͉̱͎ͦ͑́̆̆̃̚i͓̣̩̯̐͌̒n̵̟͉͔̬̻͈͖ͪͦͫͬ̔̊͆d̢̬͚̉ͩ̋ ̣͈̲̐̅ͅͅͅt̼̖̙͉͖̥̾́h͘ĕ̶͒̋͐̾ͯ͂ ̵̥̰͚̤͙̭̭w̬̤̜̅̆̚a̫͎̠̖ͥl̼̄̚ḷ̳̣͕̝̹͊́̈̅͊̚.͙͖̽̒ͨͧ̀͒ͫ͡
͆̈́ͧ̽̾̈́̋H͂ͭ̄̇̔҉̮̰̳e̶͉͍̼͇͙ͭͩͩ̃̐̇ ͥ͏w͉̦ͤ̔i̓ͩ̒̅̈́͏͕̫͎l̤̝̅̊ͮͅl̽ͨͭ̏̆҉̬̩̞͙̩̟͈ ̹͚͖̜͕̊ͮ̂ͧ̿̃͡s̖̗̹̯̱̈́̓ͨi͎͎͖̘̭̠ͫ̆̑n̨̤ģ͕̬̦̗̘̱͑ ̢̹̪͈̉͛t͙͈̯͔̎͂͒͡h̙̹̀͊ě̙̚͢ ̣͈͑̾̊̍ͤ̚̚sͭ̀́̈õ̵͉͉͖̩̱̥̔n̖̣͌̌̍̒ͬ͊g̷̤̱̻̜̳̭͂̈ͪ̽̓ ̪͖̠̯͕̲̹t̜͇̗͈͆́̓̓̔̑ͬͅh̡ͩ̏̿̌̈̈́͗ḁ̶̫̳̳͔̋̎ẗ̢̺̙̩́̐ ̣͇̞ͮ͋͒̽e͇̤̘ͣ̿͞n̳͚̜̟͑ͅd͜s̘̫̩̜̞̣͊̑̅ͅ ̞͍͓̩̠̫t̷͔͙͚̥̹̞̒͐̂ͯ̽ͥ̉ḣ̜̝̗̇̈́ͫ͠è̹͇̬̦̯ͨͦͩ̊ ̬̩̩̈́̒̎̐ͩw̐ͭͬ̈́҉̻o̗̲̲̒̌̋̎r̵̻̻̭̂ͪ̚ͅl̠̠̠̍̚ḑ̖̳̩ͯ̃ͮ̎̀ͅ.͓̲̞͇͑͞
͕̺͈̰̆ͩ͐̔̈́ͤ͜H̴̤̭̩͐̊e̞̻̰ ̓ͯ̉҉̘̗̭c̭̻͒͛ͦ̂͊̚o̜̲̞̠̲ͦ͒ͫ͞m̮̬̖̘̼e̝̖͓s̬͎̻̍͜ͅ.̻̜̍̒̏̀͠

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉

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Maybe if the bottle had been

Maybe if the beer had been full of weed instead of beer...

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The Doomed Soul wrote:How

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How the hell did a Coors end up in an unopened package of Pepsi? just 1 mind you, i checked the rest, and they all appear to be pepsi...

Coors Light or Coors Banquet? 

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EXC wrote:The Doomed Soul

EXC wrote:

The Doomed Soul wrote:

 

How the hell did a Coors end up in an unopened package of Pepsi?

How do you know it was Coors and not Rocky Mountain Goat piss?

 

 

All Coors beer from Golden is Pure Rocky Mt Piss Water.

The water comes from Clear Creek.

Clear Creek has mountain goats pissing in the water.

It also has the occasional fuel spill from tankers or trucks which end up in the creek when they wreck.

This results in taste variation from piss to diesel fuel.

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Vastet wrote:Maybe if the

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Maybe if the beer had been full of weed instead of beer...
That already happened, at McDonald's. A young employee had to hide his stash quickly, and he picked the customers' meal bag.


 

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Luminon wrote:

Vastet wrote:
Maybe if the beer had been full of weed instead of beer...
That already happened, at McDonald's. A young employee had to hide his stash quickly, and he picked the customers' meal bag.

 

 

 

At the McDonalds here, the employees /sell/ the weed to customers, not give it to them.

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Luminon wrote:Vastet

Luminon wrote:

Vastet wrote:
Maybe if the beer had been full of weed instead of beer...
That already happened, at McDonald's. A young employee had to hide his stash quickly, and he picked the customers' meal bag.


 


Reminds me of 2006... couldn't find a free original, too old. Follow up will suffice, however.
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/19/potburger-cops-given-burgers-laced-with-marijuana/

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I wish coors banquet would

I wish coors banquet would start coming out of my faucet. I drink coors during the week, pbr on the weekend and shiner at the bar. I love me some beer, but I never drink soda. I am jealous that I will never find a free beer in a case of anything. Unless they stick one in a case of bottled water.

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Yes, god

Yes, god exists.

Unfortunately, he's a mean, spiteful bastard. A trickster god with an evil sense of humor.

Kind of like Doomy himself.

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