So; who's a Palin fan, anyway?

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So; who's a Palin fan, anyway?

...It's fun to sometimes pretend there aren't any, but as the Republicans continue to tout her as being their powerhouse contender for 2012 (after they've spoonfed her some basic geography, at least), I'm interested in hearing the other side of the story for a brief little while:

 

Who has a Palin button that they were proudly wearing early this November? And why - oh, why - do you like this lady so much?

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Kevin R Brown wrote:...It's

Kevin R Brown wrote:

...It's fun to sometimes pretend there aren't any, but as the Republicans continue to tout her as being their powerhouse contender for 2012 (after they've spoonfed her some basic geography, at least), I'm interested in hearing the other side of the story for a brief little while:

 

Who has a Palin button that they were proudly wearing early this November? And why - oh, why - do you like this lady so much?

 

She has a nice rack.


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A Palin button? Is that the

A Palin button? Is that the button on her back that people pressed to get her to say things like. " Well golly gee, I can see Russia from my front yard! "?

I do have a Caribou Barbie fan club. A #14 Louisville Slugger which I whack Palin fans in the head with. I've found that it improves their intelligence dramatically.

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Quote:She has a nice

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She has a nice rack.

...Y'know, while I realize that you're being sarcastic:

 

This is literally the only sane reason I've ever been given by someone to support Palin. She has boobs, and she presents them well.

EDIT: I also think it might be worth mentioning here, in light of the above: Does anyone else recall the absolutely nutty amount of time the Republican media arm spent on the poor quality of the one magazine's photo of Palin?

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Mykey wrote:She has a nice

Mykey wrote:

She has a nice rack.

Weakling. Giving in to lust.

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Goth chicks love her. I know

Goth chicks love her. I know of at least four that dressed up as her for Halloween.

Scary.

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 You can keep her over the hill titties, there's always new 18-year-olds.  


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Wake up call: 1) Palin is

Wake up call:

 

1) Palin is 44.

2) She's married

3) She has kids (and grand kids)

 

 

 

 

And you're forgetting her rockn' ass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:Wake up

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

Wake up call:

 1) Palin is 44.

2) She's married

3) She has kids (and grand kids)

 

 

1) Fail.

2) Fail.

3) Fail.


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:(and

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(and grand kids)
Abstinence only, yes-sir-ee.


 


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JillSwift

JillSwift wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
(and grand kids)
Abstinence only, yes-sir-ee.

Now, now, don't blame the daughter for that. She heard mommy say " Drill baby, drill! ", and thought it was a sexual reference.

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Desdenova wrote:JillSwift

Desdenova wrote:

JillSwift wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
(and grand kids)
Abstinence only, yes-sir-ee.

Now, now, don't blame the daughter for that. She heard mommy say " Drill baby, drill! ", and thought it was a sexual reference.

Isn't that what she yeahs out when she has sex? Or does she only get off on oil?

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Oh I am a Palin fan! I love

Oh I am a Palin fan!

I love the TV doco's he makes, and those old comedy movies and ... oh wait a minute, you mean Sarah Palin, not Michael Palin, urrrck!

I would hate to even entertain the possibility that they might be related....

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I'm a Palin fan.  Best

I'm a Palin fan. 

Best damned comedy I've seen in quite a while.  Laughed my arse off at it.  You Americans need to produce more stand-up comedians like this.  I can't believe some people actually take this as being even remotely serious.

Wait, what?

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BobSpence1 wrote:Oh I am a

BobSpence1 wrote:

Oh I am a Palin fan!

I love the TV doco's he makes, and those old comedy movies and ... oh wait a minute, you mean Sarah Palin, not Michael Palin, urrrck!

 

I would hate to even entertain the possibility that they might be related..

 

 

Would this Michael Palin happen to also have a rockn' ass/rack?

 

 

 


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Honestly, the best

Honestly, the best thing that I can say about Sarah Palin is that she is proof that anyone in America could possibly become the president. But if you consider the last several presidents, we already knew that.

 

Bush 43: He clearly knew the he was not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so he surrounded himself with arrogant PhDs. He was smart enough to let Colbert roast him at the White house press corp dinner, giving us a great youtube segment.

 

Clinton: We knew that he was an adulterer months ahead of the election of '92. So it would be really dishonest to think that the whole impeachment thing had anything to do with his being a pervert.

 

Bush 41: “Read my lips: No new taxes” Bastard doubled my taxes.

 

Reagan: Not a very good actor (Bedtime for Bonzo anyone?). Even so, he had his good moments.

 

Carter: Iran. 'nuff said.

 

Ford: Chevy Chase. 'nuff said.

 

Apart from that, Palin did manage to add one fleeting internet meme: For a few weeks, she was called the VPILF.

 

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My mother, after the

My mother, after the Palin-Biden debate, told me that she liked Palin because

she is a down to earth ordinary unrehearsed person and not a slick lawyer type.

 

I don't know if her feelings changed about Palin in the run up to the election because

by the end of this conversation the tension between us was thicker than it ever been

in our entire lives and we were unable to speak to eachother until just a couple of days ago...


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I still say she should have

I still say she should have gone into porn rather than politics. I'd fuck her but I pity her husband having to live with her.

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Kevin R Brown wrote:...It's

Kevin R Brown wrote:

...It's fun to sometimes pretend there aren't any, but as the Republicans continue to tout her as being their powerhouse contender for 2012 (after they've spoonfed her some basic geography, at least), I'm interested in hearing the other side of the story for a brief little while:

 

Who has a Palin button that they were proudly wearing early this November? And why - oh, why - do you like this lady so much?

If I voted with my little head, Sarah Palin would have won my vote, however since things like unemployment and healthcare matter, the large head voted for Obama.


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robert0259 wrote:If I voted

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If I voted with my little head, Sarah Palin would have won my vote, however since things like unemployment and healthcare matter, the large head voted for Obama.
Heh. It's funny you put it that way. I found it hilarious that once Palin was introduced, McCain became almost irrelevant, and it turned into a race between Obama and Palin. Laughing out loud


 

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robert0259 wrote: If I voted

robert0259 wrote:

If I voted with my little head, Sarah Palin would have won my vote, however since things like unemployment and healthcare matter, the large head voted for Obama.

I didn't find the woman attractive in the least. She always reminded me of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill.

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:Wake up

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

Wake up call:

 

1) Palin is 44.

2) She's married

3) She has kids (and grand kids)

 

 

And you're forgetting her rockn' ass


Yeah. I liked her better when she was being played by Tina Fey.


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  Palin's okay....I guess

  Palin's okay....I guess ...as a last resort     but there are a couple of other conservative hotties that make me pitch a tent:

   

Margaret "Hot Tits" Thatcher...

 

  

and Golda "Goldie" Meir.    Va va voom !!!