BIG DEAL! EVOLUTION CAN'T BE TRUE!!!
http://www.lifescienceprize.org/
They say so and they know everything...
(Sarcasm, subject was just to get your attention so you would come bitch at me , click link, enjoy "lulz" for a few minutes, thank me later)
We pop theist like Orville Redenbacher!
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THEY HAVE GRAPHS AND MATH! Must be true!!!
xD
(please excuse sarcasm, had a rough couple of days)
We pop theist like Orville Redenbacher!
Why is the title Biology vs. Evolution? Evolution is the unifying theory of biology. *sigh*
Their bullshit is the most dangerous kind of bullshit because it employs science and mathematics that the average person won't possess knowledge of, and thus, won't be able to refute. It is sophisticated bullshit.
Lying.
This is abiogenesis, not evolution. These people are just mean.
*sigh* Uuuhhhh, wrong! Nice strawman though.
Wow, I've never seen this argument before. They're completely confusing evolution and abiogenesis now. They also ignore the fact that automobiles don't reproduce. Of course it sounds absurd; automobiles aren't alive.
What scientists are these idiots referring to? Over 99% of biologists in Texas accept evolution as true.
Oh, they love this metaphor. They also caricature evolution as a bunch of chemicals *poofing* into a human instead of addressing the minute changes in the characteristics of organisms from generation to generation through mutations, natural selection, genetic drift, etc.
Too lazy to produce objective, scientific arguments?
Huh?
Reductio ad absurdum.
Knock yourself out.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
100 years ago theists enjoyed the lack of widespread technology and science so it was easy to convince others that a magic man in the sky existed because the didn't have to put to much effort into selling the myth.
Now that we know what DNA is, and that there is no such thing as godsperm, and that human flesh cannot survive rigor mortis, modern science is chasing magic back into the garbage heap of dead myths, these are attempts to justify clinging to fictional claims.
This is just an elaborate form of backpeddling because the theist has been caught in a lie. So if you falsify formulas and incorperate buzzwords and bastardize lagit science, you can give the false appearance that you actually have something real.
All one has to do to show the absurdity of their futile disere to ignore reality is to take a cadaver that has been dead for 3 days and simply observe it to see if it gets up and comes back to life.
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On the bright side, when theists present arguments involving numbers it quite often results in being able to refute them very comprehensibly, so long as the mathematics presented isn't over your head to begin with.
I saw that Venomfanx guy get bitchslapped on a youtube response several times due to this.
Creationists CAN be intentionally funny.
The trouble with all the arguments against evolution is that those who refute the creationist crap are usually only talking to other supporters of evolution. The followers of creationism just blindly follow the creationist arguments without trying to sort out fact from fiction. After all, creationists are xians so they never lie. Every creationist book I ever read was easily demonstrated to be full of deception and lies by checking the footnotes from the first few pages. It's obvious the ID sheep are not even looking for the truth.
Quotes from the celebrated Christian Saint, Martin Luther,
"Reason should be destroyed in all Christians."
"Whoever wants to be a Christian should tear the eyes out of his Reason."
"To be a Christian, you must "pluck out the eye of reason."
Isn't that just dandy ?!!!!
Atheism Books.
Wow, I actually agree with Martin Luther on something. Scary. I would change that to "Whoever want to be a Christian MUST tear the eyes out of his reason"