Good one-liners

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Good one-liners

I was chatting in a forum the other day and someone said a great line after someone else called Atheism a religion. The response was "Atheism's a religion in the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby."

Does anyone any really good, funny one-liners like that?


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Collecting stamps is a

Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.

Atheism is a religion like off is a TV channel.

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not exactly related to

not exactly related to atheism/theism but for standing up for ones rights and standup against any wrong doings

"If the lions has no histoarians then the history of hunt will glorify hunters"

"They came after catholics I was silent as I was not a catholic,then they came after jews I was silent as I was not a jew,then they came after communists I was silent because I was not a communist,then they came after civil liberty activist I was silent because I was not a civil liberty activist,then they came after me and nobody was left to speak for me"


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Sapient wrote: Atheism is

Sapient wrote:

Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.

Atheism is a religion like off is a TV channel.

 

I like them.