Atheist gone Catholic!
Well, after much deliberation I am decided to forsake my aliegance to the atheist faith and have taken up sanctuary in my childhood home known as the roman catholic church. What a great feeling washed over me as I was finally able to settle on a faith system that can provide me with all the wonderful things that make life worth livng. I instantly feel happier, and more intune with my fellow catholics and now wish to pass on the message of my lord.
Finally, I do not need to worry about going to hell, because I now have reaffirmed my belief in the one true god and put my faith and love in him and the holy mother. I do not worry about living a meaningless existance as you atheists do, nor do I need to waste my precious moments on earth prior to going to heaven, or, in the case of all you atheists, agnostis, christians, and others, HELL.
I would like to invite all of you, as god's children, to put your faith in the message delivered by the vatican. Look upon the good they are doing in the world in great countries like Canada and Africa. Listen to the pope, heed his message, and embrace the message of your God. Follow me, and I will help you along your journey! Join me brothers and sisters and I will do my best to show you the true way to salvation!