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Happy Canada Day!
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Party time!

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 Canada is important enough

 Canada is important enough to have a day? Whatever, I'll drink to it anyway. 


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A friend of mine in Quebec

A friend of mine in Quebec says he won't be joining in, as it celebrates assimilation and colonialism.

He likened it to playing the Star-Spangled Banner on a Native American Reservation.

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Seperatists are delusional

Seperatists are delusional crackheads who can't let their being owned three times over go. The entire country, including more than half of Quebec, laughs at them. They need to move on.

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Vastet wrote:Seperatists are

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Seperatists are delusional crackheads who can't let their being owned three times over go. The entire country, including more than half of Quebec, laughs at them. They need to move on.

 

Haha, oh don't get me started on La Belle Province! Now I wouldn't mind if they simply wanted to separate. But what they want is separation, while maintaining subsidies, currency, military, etc....how about...no! Also, their language laws are fascist. Happy belated Canada Day to you too other resident RRS Canadian! 

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So true lol.

So true lol.

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Will you at least grant the

Will you at least grant the Cajuns right of return?


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Nothing is stopping them.

Nothing is stopping them. There's a whole bunch of Acadian flags flying in the maritime provinces. What, is Canada supposed to take people's land away just to give to the DESCENDANTS of people abused by the BRITISH government in the 1700's?

It's like black people demanding reparations in the US for being sold into slavery by AFRICAN's.

The whole thing is ridiculous. LET THE PAST STAY THERE. Learn from it YES, but if we start trying to repair every historical crime that wasn't a crime when it was committed then there will be more claims than there are people. Not one person on Earth can say their family history was free of brutality or slavery. Some families had it worse than others, but everyone's family was screwed by someone. We'll never get anywhere if we focus our energy on things that happened hundreds and thousands of years ago.

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Oneth by land, Twoth by sea the patrol cars are coming

> The states has a small victory for free-speech today.

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..are delusional crackheads..

I went on the long long journey to acquire replenishments, along with pick(ing) up basic items in shopping. I witnessed a young lady was walking across the parking lot, either using a bluetooth headset for the woman's phone or off her meds .. She was yelling (at the lop of her lungs) how she was going to stab someone, I couldn't determine who, with a large knife apparently up the.., I am too lady like to repeat where. There are laws in all 50 states in effect against verbal threats. Anywho, I watched as two CHP patrol cars were see immediately to intercept her, she became quiet and she just kept on walking.

p.s. -- If the mop up crew was later needed that day, I dont honestly know.


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Bon Jour de la Confédération

Still a few hours to go, but I'm sure Rob Ford is celebrating early...
 


 


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Kudos to Canada for jack

Kudos to Canada for jack slapping WalMart and making them pay workers severence pay. Maybe they could do what COSTCO does then nobody would think they are such pricks.

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Beyond you irritate the ever

Beyond you irritate the ever living *beep* out of me, but I guess South Park is something we can agree on.

I forgot Vaset to mention in my last post, Happy Canada Day. While you are having a drink, throw some darts at a picture of my Avatar.

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I have nothing against Abba.

I have nothing against Abba. Sticking out tongue

I guess I don't have to post a new topic in a couple hours lol. Happy Canada Day, and thanks. Smiling

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Oh Canada eh?

 

 

                  Q:  What do the Toronto Maple Leas and the movie "Titanic" have in common?

 

                       A: They both look good untill they hit the ice.

 

 

                  Q: WHat's the difference between water and American beer.

 

                       A: Water is free.

 

 

                  Q: What should have been the Marquis de Montcalm's dying words on the Plains of Abraham?

 

                     A: "Les never cry wolf, eh?"

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LOL

LOL

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Let me know when the booze

Let me know when the booze is gone, and it's safe to bring up the October Crisis. 


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zarathustra wrote:Let me

zarathustra wrote:

Let me know when the booze is gone, and it's safe to bring up the October Crisis. 

 

 

                     Tomorrow, eh?

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Love those Newfies.

 

 

 

            No one can tell a Newfie joke like a Newfie {Newfoundland native}

 

              Q: How do you make a Newfie laugh on Saturday?

                    A: Tell them a joke on Wendsday.

 

              Q: What is the Newfie doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

                    A: Trying to hold onto a thought.

 

              Q: Why do Newfies work seven days a week?

                    A:  So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

 

              Q: How do you keep a Newfie busy for hours?

                   A: Write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

 

              Q: Why can't Newfies make ice cubes?

                    A: They always forget the recipe.

 

              Q: How did the newfie try to kill the bird?

                    A; He threw it off a cliff.

 

               Q: Why did 19 newfies go to the movie together?

                    A: It was R rated and no one below 18 was admitted.

 

               Q: Why do men like newfie jokes?

                    A: Because they can understand them?

 

               Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a light bulb?

                     A: 1]  "What's a light bulb?"

                     A: 2] One. He holds the bulb and waits.

                     A: 3]  Two; one to change the bulb and one to hold the bottle of screech.

                     A: 4] Two; One to bite the bulb out of the socket, and one to hammer the new one in.

 

                Q: What do you get when you offer a Newfie a penny for his thoughts?

                      A:  Change.

 

                 Q: What do you call 10 Newfies standing ear to ear?

                      A: A wind tunnel.

 

                Q:  What do you call a Newfie in an instatution of higher learning?

                      A: A visitor.

 

                Q: What do you see when you look into a Nesfies eyes?

                      A: the back of his head.

 

                 "What's on your leg, Mike?"

                 "A birthmark"

                 "How long have you had it?"

 

 

                      What do you call a Canadian piggy bank?   A;  a loonie bin.

 

 

 

 

 Happy Canada day one and all.

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Vastet wrote:I have nothing

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I have nothing against Abba. Sticking out tongue I guess I don't have to post a new topic in a couple hours lol. Happy Canada Day, and thanks. Smiling *Fills pipe*

Yes you do. They all do. It is a conspiracy. Big Foot is real, and Vampires are real and everyone likes ABBA.

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The only thing I hate about

The only thing I hate about Canada is it is too far North. It has the sanity of secularism and plurlalsim for the most part but GOD FUCKING DAMN IT how the fuck can you have nude beach in such a cold fucking place?

 

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Brian37 wrote:The only thing

Brian37 wrote:

The only thing I hate about Canada is it is too far North. It has the sanity of secularism and plurlalsim for the most part but GOD FUCKING DAMN IT how the fuck can you have nude beach in such a cold fucking place?

 

 

 

                      With a lot of (Canadian) goose bumps, THAT's HOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's currently hotter where

It's currently hotter where I am than it is in parts of Texas. And this last winter, even though it was the closest thing to a real winter that I've seen in a decade, the northern US was colder and snowier than ALL of southern Canada. There's nothing at all to prevent a nude beach here. They're even legal. Enjoy!

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Vastet wrote:It's currently

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It's currently hotter where I am than it is in parts of Texas. And this last winter, even though it was the closest thing to a real winter that I've seen in a decade, the northern US was colder and snowier than ALL of southern Canada. There's nothing at all to prevent a nude beach here. They're even legal. Enjoy!

Oh, legal nude beaches. Think you are hot shit? DONT MAKE ME WAG MY FINGER AT YOU! And NO, not that finger.

To quote "Strange Brew" "Take off you hoser"

 

 

 

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Congratulations on snagging

Congratulations on snagging Burger King... 


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I was thinking it was the

I was thinking it was the other way around. > >

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Vastet wrote:I was thinking

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I was thinking it was the other way around. > >

BK anounced that as part of the merger they are moving their corporate offices to Canada. It saves them a shitload in taxes. 

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Shared Sacrifice

What is the world coming to when Canada serves as a tax haven for money-grubbing Yanks?

Especially one who not too long ago said the rich should be taxed more... 

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That's funny.

That's funny.

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And another year has gone by.

And another year has gone by.

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R40

Saw them back in May, but I'll count it towards today...

 

 

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Oh Canada to one and all

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And another year has gone by.

Not so excited this year, Canada is only 148 yrs old. Womens' world cup soccer is in town, the Pan Am games are in town with all the traffic problems that brings [I never heard of HOV lanes before] and I don't give a damn about eather one, our new Mayor is duller then I am, Rob Ford was anything but dull. On the good news side the Blue Jays smacked 5 home runs on Canada Day and kicked Red Sox ass 11 to 2. The realy bad news is in 8 days I become a Senior Citizen; I could quitly let it slide, except for all the advertising letters I am getting from my banks, insurance companies and every store and mall I ever used a credit card in informing me [reminding me] That I now qualify for their Senior Citizens discounts. The reminders are depressing and I don't need the discounts!!!!!!!!!!


Take my advice gang; don't grow old it's a real pain in the ass , the back , the knees [oye the knees] try lifting a 250 lb body out of an easy chair with 60 year old knees; trust me you wont like it. {and the noises I make}

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 Happy Moving Day!

 Happy Moving Day!


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Lol. This topic has staying

Lol. This topic has staying power.

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Moving Day

Bon Jour du Déménagement!