Atheism as a religion
I have heard it seems all my life this moronic, twisted statement from theists: atheism is a religion. Atheists believe there is no god and that is a belief system. A belief system is a religion.
So I call myself a non-believer. Then of course I get "oh, you're an atheist blah blah blah".
You guys must have heard this claptrap as well.
Does anyone have a really good answer to this nonsense aside from fainting or running screaming into the night?