Let's put our atheist charity to action: Nigerian Prince needs our help
I just received an email today of urgent cause. Because of conflicts in Africa, a prince from Nigeria is in danger of losing his country and his money, all he needs is to wire the money to a Swiss account, but due to legal issues, it is best to put it through a non-Nigerian account.
We need atheists from around the world to help him, the more accounts he uses to wire the money, the more likely he will be safe from the Illuminate trying to kill him. We needs atheists to help by donating large sums of money to this worthy cause.
Let's show atheists can be generous too.
Since this is an important issue to me, I am willing to share other important and exclusive emails I have recieved such as finding Brazilian singles in your area, and extending your penis size by 2 inches with miracle pills. Since these are limited time offers [and exclusivly sent to me by email], I need help ASAP.
Just let me know if you want to help, then we can set something up for this worthy cause.