Let's put our atheist charity to action: Nigerian Prince needs our help

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Let's put our atheist charity to action: Nigerian Prince needs our help

I just received an email today of urgent cause. Because of conflicts in Africa, a prince from Nigeria is in danger of losing his country and his money, all he needs is to wire the money to a Swiss account, but due to legal issues, it is best to put it through a non-Nigerian account.

 

We need atheists from around the world to help him, the more accounts he uses to wire the money, the more likely he will be safe from the Illuminate trying to kill him. We needs atheists to help by donating large sums of money to this worthy cause.

 

Let's show atheists can be generous too.

 

 

Since this is an important issue to me, I am willing to share other important and exclusive emails I have recieved such as finding Brazilian singles in your area, and extending your penis size by 2 inches with miracle pills. Since these are limited time offers [and exclusivly sent to me by email], I need help ASAP.

 

Just let me know if you want to help, then we can set something up for this worthy cause.

 

 

 

 

 


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Set one up for me

I'm a much worthier cause than some princeling.

 


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Did I mention I am one of

Did I mention I am one of the 3 winners of the 640 Million. But I don' have proper ID to cash it so if someone could post 10,000 dollars to my pay pal account as a hold on it, I'll send it to you so you can cash it for me.

 

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boy, are you a cheap date....

I want $50,000 for mine. 


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:Let's

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
Let's show atheists can be generous too.


I have a worthwhile cause; teach Alice not to make sentence fragments.

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)


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that email is

that email is counter-revolutionary propaganda and that prince is a reactionary swine.

his assets belong to the people.  don't touch a penny of that money.  may he brought before a people's judiciary to stand trial for his atrocities, though i'm sure he'll die old and rich, comfortably protected by the bourgeois "democracies" of the west.

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--Hunter S. Thompson


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Kapkao wrote:Cpt_pineapple

Kapkao wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
Let's show atheists can be generous too.

 

I have a worthwhile cause; teach Alice not to make sentence fragments.

Sentence fragments, what the?

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Brian37 wrote:Kapkao

Brian37 wrote:

Kapkao wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:
Let's show atheists can be generous too.

 

I have a worthwhile cause; teach Alice not to make sentence fragments.

Sentence fragments, what the?

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)


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Srsly? "Liar's Day"?

iwbiek wrote:

that email is counter-revolutionary propaganda and that prince is a reactionary swine.

his assets belong to the people.  don't touch a penny of that money.  may he brought before a people's judiciary to stand trial for his atrocities, though i'm sure he'll die old and rich, comfortably protected by the bourgeois "democracies" of the west.

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)


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