Let's put our atheist charity to action: Nigerian Prince needs our help
Offline I just received an email today of urgent cause. Because of conflicts in Africa, a prince from Nigeria is in danger of losing his country and his money, all he needs is to wire the money to a Swiss account, but due to legal issues, it is best to put it through a non-Nigerian account.
We need atheists from around the world to help him, the more accounts he uses to wire the money, the more likely he will be safe from the Illuminate trying to kill him. We needs atheists to help by donating large sums of money to this worthy cause.
Let's show atheists can be generous too.
Since this is an important issue to me, I am willing to share other important and exclusive emails I have recieved such as finding Brazilian singles in your area, and extending your penis size by 2 inches with miracle pills. Since these are limited time offers [and exclusivly sent to me by email], I need help ASAP.
Just let me know if you want to help, then we can set something up for this worthy cause.
I'm a much worthier cause than some princeling.
Did I mention I am one of the 3 winners of the 640 Million. But I don' have proper ID to cash it so if someone could post 10,000 dollars to my pay pal account as a hold on it, I'll send it to you so you can cash it for me.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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I want $50,000 for mine.
I have a worthwhile cause; teach Alice not to make sentence fragments.
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that email is counter-revolutionary propaganda and that prince is a reactionary swine.
his assets belong to the people. don't touch a penny of that money. may he brought before a people's judiciary to stand trial for his atrocities, though i'm sure he'll die old and rich, comfortably protected by the bourgeois "democracies" of the west.
"I asked my father,
I said, 'Father change my name.'
The one I'm using now it's covered up
with fear and filth and cowardice and shame."
--Leonard Cohen
Sentence fragments, what the?
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under BrianJames Rational Poet also on twitter under Brianrrs37
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