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Posted on: February 10, 2009 - 10:41am
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Since when are Christians not hypocrites?
That was my first thought.
Scroll down that page a bit. It gets better.
First off, I have to admit I kinda wanna walk around in the Ex-masturbator one. Maybe in front of a Christian Church in my hood.
Here are some others that I thought about making up for p4cm.com
Ex-thinker
Ex-scientist (Well, a worthy one anyway)
Ex-logical
Ex-listener
Ex-open-minded person
Ex-non-judgmental
Ex-non "Witness"
Ex-compassionate
Ex-non hater
Ex-uniter
god -- I tried you on for size.... you were a little long in the crotch, loose in the waist, short in the length and you made my butt look extra flat. I had to take you back for an exchange.
What's wrong with fornication? Oh yeah, I forgot it's a sin unless you're doing it to create one useless kid after another...
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I can understand the second one purely from a secular economic level. Unless you can aford a kid, keep it in your pants. I am dirt poor so I'll stick to slapping Mr.Happy.
But the first one, give me a fucking break, which is what masterbation is a "fucking break".
"Daddy gave me this fun entertainment system, but then told me I couldn't play with it".
There is no magical bearded man in the sky telling you what to do with your privates anymore than there is a magical man with a pitchfork telling you what to do with your privates. There is simple common sense void of Superman vs Kriptonite.
It is simple, if you play with yourself, THAT IS OK. If you want to have sex, I'd simply advise that there ARE risks you take. You can get a deadly desease, EVEN FROM ORAL SEX. You can end up having a baby you cant afford. The safest way to avoid these risks is to keep it in your pants. BUT if you insist on taking these risks, wear your seat belt(condom).
This shit sickens me to think people still, in this day and age, l believe that there is a magical camera in the sky, even watching and recording us during our most personal moments. Do these same people want to claim that their magical daddy in the sky watches them take a shit too?
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Let me add too, that God watches women incert tampons into their vaginas.
Now before believers, of any label go on a rant saying that I am being hatefull, get over it. It has nothing to do with hate, and everything to do with the claims you make.
"God is all seeing" says the believer.
IF that is your claim, then by your own claim you have to conceed that the first statement in this post, if you are to be consistant, then you have to accept that as true.
I personaly find the concept of someone uninvited watching me in my most personal moments, a sick concept. But that is just me. If you dont mind your fictional sky daddy watching at all times, I cant stop you. I am merely pointing out my objections to your claims.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
The one that gets me is the one that says "Ex-Homosexual". I can feel my blood boiling.
Forget Jesus, the stars died so that you could be here
- Lawrence Krauss
Lovely use of interracial, young attractive people to "get out the message" that touching yourself for sexual pleasure makes you some sort of a hypocrite?
First of all, masturbation is PRIVATE, and the fact that people go around announcing this to the world on a t-shirt is not only stupid but bizarre.
This one is made of LOLz! Because it's unintentionally racist AND ironic!
Oh HII I'm going to announce my private life to the world on a cotton T-shirt!
*Our world is far more complex than the rigid structure we want to assign to it, and we will probably never fully understand it.*
"Those believers who are sophisticated enough to understand the paradox have found exciting ways to bend logic into pretzel shapes in order to defend the indefensible." - Hamby
Haha, seriously, who the hell would wear that one anyways?
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
I know. The Jews got the raw end of the deal more than any other people. The Africans and Germans enslaved the Jews, but you don't see them bringing it up all the time. They need to let it go and put that energy into improving their life and the lives of their children.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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