Obama is afriad of Rush Limbaugh
His party got bitch slapped, his theocratic hero was sent back to Texas, and Obama is afriad of that fat bloated windbag? Whatever Rush is smoking must be good.
Obama advised republican leaders not to listen solely to Rush for all their decision making. Rush wont even quote him properly. Obama never said never listen to him, just not to have Rush as their only source of political advice.
So the guy who should worry more about his own weight than trying to install a theocracy, said that Obama is afraid of him.
This reminds me of that scene in the Monty Python movie, "But you have no arms" "Just a flesh wound".
Poor poor Rush, cant have his theocracy, at least he is good for comic relief.
I think all that time Rush has spent at Baskin Robins have given him a brain freeze, but what was there to freeze?
And even Nutrasystem wont ask Rush to be their spokesperson because his ego makes his blimp sized body look like an anorexic super model.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Nutrisystem, no.
Viagra and the Dominican Republic's tourism board, maybe.
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
I heard that this year, Snoopy wont be floating over the Super Bowl in Tampa, Rush will.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Larry Flint defends free speech much more than Rush, and here is a little ditty his magizine put out last year that I ran across.
http://hustlermagazine.com/features/?cat=21
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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If Obama is afraid of Rush, it is because he fears Rush would mistake him for a pretzel stick. He probably avoids Michael Moore for the same reason. Being eaten alive by a Hutt isn't pretty.
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Save a tree, eat a vegetarian.
Sometimes " The Majority " only means that all the fools are on the same side.
If you look at the credits to the movie "Spaceballs" Pizza The Hutt was played by Rush. Too bad Rush hasn't eaten himself alive in reality.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
I don't know why, but I kinda wish Dom DeLuise was my friend. Maybe it's from watching all that Feivel as a kid. He was the voice of Tiger the cat, I think.
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
At least Rush likes underaged girls. He could go on sex tours to Sri Lanka to visit Arthur C. Clarke's old haunts.
I think he's more equal opportunity when it comes to sexuality than you give him credit for.
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin