I need to apologize to the Atheist Community.
Posted on: April 3, 2008 - 8:41am
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I need to apologize to the Atheist Community.
My dearest apologizes are in order.
I was told today that I looked like an atheist. I didn't know how my ugly mug was ever given the distinction of the bases for being our poster child, so I am just sorry that my ugliness has been linked to your (and mine) personal belief.
I can just see the anti campaign now, "If you become an atheist you will become ugly like this!", with pictures of me on tee-shirts sold at ever christian rock concert. hahahaha
Man is the only animal in all of nature that cannot accept its own mortality.
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Could be worse. At least you aren't Ray Comfort.
Or Kent Hovind, SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
I agree with Loc and Brian 37 and will add Ted Haggard. I must say you need to know the truth as far as I am concerned you are not ugly. Maybe it was said just to see what your reaction would be.
I'd take it as a compliment -
All they mean to say is that you don't have that crazy Fanatic Gleam in your eyes that those hardcore christians always seem to posses. Atheist have a more realistic articulate look/expression on their face.
Wait, beard, short-ish brown hair, skeptical expression, blue shirt.... SHIT! I look like an atheist too! Maybe more so, because of the glasses and the extra dour expression - EVERY xian KNOWS that atheists are grumpy intellectuals.
"But still I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me!" ~Rudyard Kipling
Mazid the Raider says: I'd rather face the naked truth than to go "augh, dude, put some clothes on or something" and hand him some God robes, cause you and I know that the naked truth is pale, hairy, and has an outie
Entomophila says: Ew. AN outie
hahahaha....
Thanks for the moral support.
If the grumpy, inquisitive, bearded look is the atheist give-a-way, remind me not to date a female atheist. hahaha
Man is the only animal in all of nature that cannot accept its own mortality.
I'm seriously looking for a blue shirt and a camera right now.
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
Hehehe. Awesome.
Nice, I just saw your avatar on another (already derailed) thread and posted about the blue-shirt-poutiness of it all.
...fuck, I just noticed - I just put on another blue shirt 2 minutes ago
"But still I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me!" ~Rudyard Kipling
Mazid the Raider says: I'd rather face the naked truth than to go "augh, dude, put some clothes on or something" and hand him some God robes, cause you and I know that the naked truth is pale, hairy, and has an outie
Entomophila says: Ew. AN outie
Typical. You're such an atheist.
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
I too just noticed that I am also wearing a blue shirt today. Its official, you can only post in this forum if you are wearing a blue shirt.
Blue is last years black! It just screams anti-society, and breaks the bonds of social conformity... 2 snaps...
Man is the only animal in all of nature that cannot accept its own mortality.
I mostly wear black or white shirts.What does this mean? Am I secretly still harboring theism in my dress sense?
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Life is good, and people who believe in afterlife fail to understand this.- Mindcore
i found your previous picture quite attractive. nonetheless, it's a noble sacrifice to stay true to your miserable atheistic rebelliousness.
First of all, you're clearly not wearing blue or sporting a crabby expression, so I can't even take you seriously as an atheist. Second, you were probably just distracted by the suit and tie. I'm much less shiny in person.
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
well fuck, i'm wearing all black and my hair is left unbrushed, so i must qualify as somewhat atheistic for today.
and don't be so modest, that radiant smile could have had me mistaking you for a theist any day.
Unbrushed hair, check. Black ... let me check with the judges ... yes, black is still considered atheist wear.
Oh, now we're into backhanded compliment territory. Well done. For a second there, I thought you were going to try to convert me to something that involved an invisible dad.
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
killer, then my atheist title is safe (at least until grooming and ditching these rags for outside world attire)
well hey easy mistake, you did look as happy as someone deluded into believing he'll live forever in a shower of his god's piss. (which i might add was not the attractive part).
Edit: yeah, weird exaggeration for sure. dunno in a ranting stupor a dude saying cheese for the camera when i see it.
Yea, I have baptized in his holy urine! I am saved by a salty shower of waste excretion! All hail Urinal, god of piss!
Thank you sir, may I have another!
Man is the only animal in all of nature that cannot accept its own mortality.
Yikes. Here I was just smiling for the camera. Y'know, one of those family shots where you have to smile with that photo smile.
But how would an atheist smile? That's the question for our original poster. How could an atheist even get a smile going (that is, without the aforementioned supernatural golden shower? Everyone knows that the godless have no joy.
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
You guys are freaking me out.
That is all.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. -- H. G. Wells
aw come on, this is fun!
The only reason a atheist would smile is because of the joy he gets from using his satan given intelligence to lead the godly away from the narrow path.Because they know god exists but reject him in favir of hell,they try trick as many theists to join them as possible.
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Life is good, and people who believe in afterlife fail to understand this.- Mindcore
I was wearing a blue shirt this morning and I changed to black..
Also, when you think about it, this site's color scheme is also pretty blue/black.
Further investigation is due.
I'm sick of looking at myself frowning, so I'm putting up the other avatar. For posterity:
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
d'aw, and here i was just about to join the party with the committee-approved criteria. ah well... (my scowl lacks sincerity anyway).
No, there you have the disappointed-in-life pissy look that's a crucial part of the "whining atheist" stereotype. It looks like you're about to break into a smile, though. I'm pretty sure atheists aren't supposed to smile. Or make jokes. Or wear colourful clothing or be nice to people ... ever.
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
Have you seen the grin in your picture? You look suspicously..happy. What you so happy about Will? Been dealing in abit of theism on the side? Only god can give true joy! Be miserable you atheist!
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Life is good, and people who believe in afterlife fail to understand this.- Mindcore
I can't believe this threat has gone on as long as it has...
sniff.... you guys make me the happiest, non-smiling atheist in my whole cubicle!
Man is the only animal in all of nature that cannot accept its own mortality.
It's the drugs. Remember how atheists are also hedonistic drug fiends? I'm on ... uh ... uppers. Or whatever makes you smile like that. Yeah, that's it.
Will: no gyration without funkstification.
Oh ya.How could I forget all atheists are hardcore substance abusers in order to try fill that god shaped hole in their lives. My bad.
That reminds me of when my teacher would always tell us how none-xtians will often get caught up in alcohol/drug abuse to try fill that god hole. Guess there's never been a xtian alcoholic/druggie?
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Life is good, and people who believe in afterlife fail to understand this.- Mindcore