WHERE DID SEXY GO?
Posted on: January 8, 2007 - 10:14pm
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WHERE DID SEXY GO?
Ok, im in the military, so obviously i work with worldly people, so they listen to worldly music, and i hear it around the shop ALL the time. This guy Justin Timberlake has this song where he claims to have brought sexy back.
BUT WHERE DID IT GO IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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In my pants, baby.
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What the shit is this???!!!??
You, the atheistic community, who has the knowledge of the all powerful "science"(woooooooooooo) are telling me that you don't know? In order for something to be brought back, it must have been gone for a period of time. You are telling me that your all powerful science(woooooooooooooo) could not find sexy? A celebrity, Justin Timberlake at that, was able to find sexy AND BRING IT BACK before all powerful science (woooooooooooooooooo) could even find it?
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
So, the crack's pretty good in your town, huh?
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
uh-oh, there is another thing the all powerful science (woooooooooooooooooooooo) couldn't figure out. IM IN THE MILITARY BUDDY, I CAN'T DO DRUGS.
this all powerful science (wooooooooooooooo) thing is a bunch of bologna. First it coudn't find sexy before JT, and now it couldn't figure out that military personnel cannot do drugs. Im glad i know Jesus.
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
You see the problem here is not science or sexiness going some place it is an asshat named Justin Timberlake.
From 1995 to 2002 he believed he was hot shit because of his boy band 'N Sync. His sexiness, if record sells are any indication, was declining till 2004 where it was almost destroyed. In that year the Super Bowl XXXVIII half time show controversy occurred. It is with his growth of ego due to FutureSex/LoveSounds that he believes he is sexy once again.
Also sexy is just an idea, it exists as much as any other idea in the mind.
Note: wiki is good for pop bullshit.
Oh.
So the lead paint chips are pretty good in your town, huh?
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
I'm so sexy that Justin Timberlake brought me back
See, sometimes tact is important ... and mixing an obvious joke ("where did sexy go in the first place?) with the very serious assertion that science is less important or crucial then, let's say, an iron age belief system, is a bad tactic in a forum like this. But at the risk of sounding like a total modernist (i.e. being the adult in the room), I'll say:
1) Ask the kids who lost arms, legs, or both in Iraq and Afghanistan at Walter Reed Army Medical if "all powerful" science or prophetic religion was more helpful in helping them walk, put on their clothes, eat food and live otherwise normal lives again? [And why hasn't God (or Allah, or Vishnu, or Thor) grown back their limbs, anyway? If I was God, I'd reward those kids like that - to me, their heroism is unmatched.]
2) Sexiness, especially in its modern context, is strictly taboo to Old and New Testament writers. Paul saw sexiness as a problem only exceptable through marriage [1 Corinthians 7]. Since Justin Timberlake isn't married, you should rebuke the people who played that blasphemous and evil song ...
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... and what's with the gosh darn "wooooooooooooooooo" anyway? Like, scary "wooo"? Happy "wooo"? "I'm fabulous 'wooo'"?
JesusLoveYou, are you fabulous?
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I think it's meant to be an awe-struck woooo, or alternately, a disco whistle.
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
awe ... thanks for clearing that one up.
you cant say that i got a couple of friends who are the biggest crack whores i know and they are in the Navy, Army, and AirForce. The Naval officer that was overseeing my friend took and handed out Heroin the one day so dont you dare say that you cant do drugs even though your in the military...
you can absolutely not use drugs in the military. THERE IS A ZERO TOLEREANCE POLICY
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Well then I guess Shaitian's buddy better hope he doesn't get caught. :D
This is true. Naturally, civillians can do all the illegal drugs they want without the possibility of any legal reprocussions.
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
Maybe I'm just an attention seeker but I wish JesusLoveYou and his incisive wit would respond to my post ...
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And JLY is gosh darn Yankees fan ... poor thing.
According to science, Sexy never left.