Telephone number proves evolution is false

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Telephone number proves evolution is false

Hey, I saw this on the internets so it must be true:

http://www.gnmagazine.org/evolution/

 

Actually it was an ad I saw on this site, so it must be super-true. They say you can call this number:

888-886-8632

 

toll free, and they will send you a booklet that proves evolution is false!

 

See, we've been doing this all wrong. I ordered my book. Won't you? Let's not live in ignorance any more... operators are standing by!

 


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bwahahahah! Do they talk to

bwahahahah! Do they talk to you about it? if so someone like deludedgod or yellow#5 should call them up for a good old pwnage session. I almost feel like gettinng it my self so that i can rip the arguments apart my self. hmm i'll have to think about it


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Do you suppose it will look

Do you suppose it will look like this?
http://www.chick.com/catalog/comics/0106.asp


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Hmm...Interesting. This

Hmm...Interesting. This morning I was driving to work and I spotted a bumper sticker that said "In the beginning god created evolution."

 

Wish these crazies would all agree on something for once.

 


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I just called up and they

I just called up and they were all out of the evolutin propaganda, but they offered me something called "Who is God", so I ordered that. It should be just as entertaining.

I'll let you know in 4-6 weeks.

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By the way Yellow, thanks

By the way Yellow, thanks for being the "sacrificial lamb" to open my package... LOL

 


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lol, anytime!

lol, anytime!


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I hope you all realize that

I hope you all realize that you are now on their MAILING LIST!

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Susan wrote: I hope you

Susan wrote:

I hope you all realize that you are now on their MAILING LIST!

Eye-wink  Eye-wink Eye-wink Eye-wink

 

And it costs them time and resorces to send stuff to me simply for my amusement. Win-win in my book.

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How about a 900# where a

How about a 900# where a god-fearing woman tells you evolution is false for $3.99/minute?


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jcgadfly wrote: Weird

jcgadfly wrote:

Weird bunch, this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Church_of_God

 

""We trace our origins to the Church that Jesus founded in the early first century. We follow the same teachings, doctrines and practices established then."

 

Yeah right. As if any part of christianity remains intact from the first century. 

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Well, get a bunch of numbers

Well, get a bunch of numbers and shake them up and spill them onto the ground. There's no way they'd arrange itself into a phone number randomly! There MUST have been a phone-number designer!