Adam and Eve Were Both Sea Serpents

Disappointingly for my fundamentalist christian mother, man and other vertebrates evolved from a tiny sea creature resembling an eel, British and Canadian experts have confirmed. Please excuse me while I send her the Good News.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/mans-earliest-ancestor-looked-like-an-eel-uk-and-canadian-experts-say/story-e6frea6u-1226291289241
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
Oh yeah...well if humans evolved from Pikaia gracilens how come there are still Pikaia gracilens living today...oh wait...never mind.
Religion Kills !!!
Numbers 31:17-18 - Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.
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