Christian Masturbators of the World, Unite.
Posted on: August 15, 2011 - 3:10am
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Christian Masturbators of the World, Unite.
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Is this staged? A parody? Sarcasm? Is she for real?
And, oh, yeah, women masturbate, too. Even old women. Maybe especially old women. Which is probably more information than anyone wants to know.
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken
"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.
This seems scripted for some reason.
It's from this show
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louie_%28TV_series%29
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Glad to know it is a show. And I love the cat.
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken
"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.
It's fake - the actress' name is Liz Holtan:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2949677/
Optimism is reality, pessimism is the fantasy that you know enough to be cynical
I figured that bit out when the host told the earnest young believer he was off to the 'loo to beat off over her at the end of the interview.
Nevertheless, it confirms Poe's Law.
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
CJ I love you, I really do, and I know that humans do that sort of thing and that there is nothing wrong with it. But really? This is just as bad as hearing a maxi pad commercial while watching a football game with a mouth full of food and hearing "Even on those heavy days"
Just being silly of course, but the thought of a shriveled prune diddling themselves, well, not exactly my cup of tea.
AND WHAT IS WITH TAMPON AND MAXI PAD COMMERCIALS? They are fucking up little girls minds with the blue die. What happens when they have their first period and it is red, not blue? These poor girls are growing up thinking they are Smurfs.
Do you really need to "demonstrate" that stuff on tv? Why not play a loud blubbering chunky fart for a toilet paper commercial?
I know life is natural, but there are some things I really don't need to think about or want to think about.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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I knew it was TMI when I posted.
As for TV commercials - I don't like any of them. Except the new Old Spice guy. Though I don't like being reminded he has stinky arm pits like every other person on the planet.
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken
"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.
I once dated a guy who was Pentecostal (never.... again.....) who thought it was wrong to masturbate or have sex before marriage but he took me behind a building one night to have me jerk him off. OF course, I'd never done that before (I was still a virgin in HS at the time) and so he had to finish himself and then he tried to make me feel guilty for tempting him. He was a horrible boyfriend.
Yick!
Good for you for dumping him.
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken
"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.
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I have no idea why I came back to this topic.
Because you are enthralled with my massive ability to make topical graphics in mere seconds?
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The problem was not you. Outside the issue of religion sex in public when the laws don't allow it make most people paranoid.
Porn stars fuck in front of others all the time. His ineptitude was due to his own insecurity. If I couldn't have done it it would have been because of the legality of it and the danger of getting caught, not you.
I've had moments at home where I wanted to jerk off but because I feared being late for work, or after work, my mother calling me on the phone.
BELIEVE ME you did not fail. No sane guy who likes that would blame you if it doesn't work. It was his religion.
I have had moments in my life where dates and even my x wife tried but, what it amounts to is mood. All it takes is one person on either side to be slightly distracted.
Guys like being jerked off. We like blow jobs. This guy simply wanted to blame you falsely for something you had no control over.
There is only one thing you can say to a woman who does something like that for you,
THANKS
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
LOL So true! <3 Yeah, even back then I found it difficult to believe that there was anything wrong with masturbation, whether it was one person by him/herself or two people giving each other a "helping hand", as it were.
If ever we meet I'll beat him up, force feed him some Viagra, then cut his erect dick off and shove it up his rectum.
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Optimism is reality, pessimism is the fantasy that you know enough to be cynical
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