Hello! I have come here to give you heathens THE GOOD NEWS!

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Hello! I have come here to give you heathens THE GOOD NEWS!

The good news is: I'm an atheist so I won't be preaching to you. Woohoo!

The other news: I'm a 42 year old who's been face-palming over the idiocies of religion since age 14.

I'm a "strong" (gnostic) atheist. There is no god - at least by any of the utter bullshit definitions I've ever heard. If the definition makes no sense, it's not describing a real thing, now is it?

I've been poking over the forum for a while before registering. I think I like it here!

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Hehe.Welcome to Rational


Welcome to Rational Responders.


Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare

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Hello fellow Heathen,

   Welcome to the Machine (RRS) I hope that you can enlighten us about your world view !!! 

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 Hi. :3

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Love your avatar, brings back memories of hot summer days and my dad's PBR sitting on the kitchen counter...

Spend some time with us, jump right in, and above all~have fun.  Smiling

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 Thanks for leaving the world of lurking and entering the world of typing.


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Welcome to the dark side.

Welcome to the dark side. We have dark chocolate, dark roast coffee, and dark rum.

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Welcome to the forums. Good

Welcome to the forums.


Good News like yours is always welcome.

"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me

"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.

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Welcome! Laughing out loud

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So now there isn't a magical invisible friend in the sky frothing over our orgy of violence as a species against each other vying for his love? What are you going to tell me next, Santa isn't real? You fucking killjoy!

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That's a nice image


Face-palming the idiocies of religion... You'll get plenty of opportunity to face palm religious idiocy here, Deadly.

Even though I've personally only been visiting the site for about ten minutes I sometimes feel like neo surrounded by hundreds of agent smiths.

It seems no matter what you do, they just keep coming at you relentlessly in the same old way.

They have no proof but hey - if a belief is insisted on long enough it becomes undisputed reality, right?

Here's a characteristic punch from one agent recently. There is a god or you would not exist. You exist. There's a god.

You're going to need that fingergun...






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Welcome and yay!

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Welcome to RRS!!!

Welcome to RRS!!!