Defining "saddlebacking"
Offline Don't know how many of you read Dan Savage, but assuming you don't, he's having people vote on a sexual definition for the term "saddleback", this being the embarrassing name of the ever so purposeful Rick Warren's church/mall/HMO out in California. If you aren't familiar with Warren somehow, just google him and you'll understand the sentiment. Savage previously defined "santorum" (after Pennsylvania senator and bestiality rights defender Rick Santorum) as "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter which sometimes results following anal sex", and I think that one was slowly catching on until Santorum lost his re-election bid. He's got about eight options to vote on, my favorite being the following:
(5) "'Saddlebacking' should be the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. 'After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.' Please, please adopt this definition!"
The remainder of your choices are here, if you'd like to have your opinion heard: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=969486
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"Saddlebacking" should be referred to as the act in which you get a saddle and ride on your partner's back like a horse. Why tip toe around shit like this?
Furthermore, who gives a flying fuck?
Of the available options, I also prefer 5, although I can't really think of a reason why it should be called saddlebacking as opposed to anything else. I do think that behavior needs a name, though.
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Actually there is a sex aid that could easily be refered to as a saddlebacking device
http://www.bodybouncer.com/index.html
People who think there is something they refer to as god don't ask enough questions.
Um... that's sort of like your own private bouncing gloryhole.
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You say that as if it's a bad thing.
You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, HUH?!?
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Saddlebacking - The act of having sex on top of someones body while he or she is unconscious or dead.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Peter Griffin: "Hey, Lois; let's have sex on his back like we used to."
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Only if Herbert wakes up.
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People in America are fucked right up.
That's all.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Bah.
People everywhere are fucked right up. Just some more than others.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I think he's from Canadia.
Franceland, Canadia?
Yes, Canada, where people are also fucked up - but at least we don't devote entire dialogues to trying to give 'saddlebacking' a precise definition.
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I firmly believe that Tom Green would devote an entire two hour MTV timeblock to defining the term "saddlebacking" if given the opportunity.
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Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Yes, you would probably be right. We're all very embarrassed about Mr. Green up here in Canada, but since we've supplied half of your entertainment industry, we figure a few no-talent hacks getting through is alright.
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Point taken. Tom Green is my fall back response against Canada. It is an American last stand ingrained at birth, like the lyrics to sweet home Alabama.
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Tom Green is from Ottawa, where our federal politicians hang out; which means he grew up among dull no-talent people. The rest of Canada is macho enough, a place where men are men and sheep are nervious.
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I never saw him as talented... but I was mildly entertained.
"The rest of Canada is macho enough, a place where men are men and sheep are nervous."
Beer just shot out of my nose.
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."