I am new and eating a hamburger.
Hello, everyone. I'm new to the site, but not new to atheism. I've been atheist for several years now and I've been reading up on evolution, astronomy, philosophy and so on for the past two or three years, trying to familiarize myself with as much atheistic knowledge as I can.
Like David Mills points out in his book, I don't think it's really necessary to go through the trouble of familiarizing ourselves with the arguments, because it's perfectly acceptable to reject a theistic point of view simply because you find it irrational.
But it's been my experience that short and simple answers will not make a "Christian soldier" leave you alone. So I've signed up here to be counted among my fellow atheists and to improve my arsenal.
I will not stop until I have achieved total atheist bad assery!
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
- Login to post comments
Welcome to the forums!!
I prefer cheeseburgers.
As do I.
Welcome, Archeopteryx!
We're glad you're here and hope that you achieve the level of bad assery you desire.
Yeah, you're going to fit right in!
Atheist Books, purchases on Amazon support the Rational Response Squad server.
Well, if you want specifics, it wasn't just a single regular hamburger. It was two hamburgers with pepperjack cheese, bacon, lettuce, and a few drops of A1.
Cheeseburgers are definitely better than regular hamburgers, but these were definitely better than regular cheeseburgers.
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
Welcome to the hizzle.
Now that does sound delicious. I prefer provolone cheese, though, and maybe a bit of barbecue sauce on top of the lettuce (A1 goes below the bottom burger).
So mine would go like this:
Top bun
Bacon
Cheese
Burger
Barbecue sauce
Lettuce
Cheese
Burger
A1
Bottom bun
Then you squish it all together, look up at the sky and praise whatever powers be, or don't be, or might be, and then scarf it down.
Sounds like a receipe for dislocating the jaw LosingStreak66, hehe
Welcome Archeopteryx, good luck with the bad assery
If any christian is sure that rapture is imminient, I'll be happy to receive their worldly goods, thus ensuring that said theist don't have trouble with the camel, rich man and eye of a needle problem.
Recipe for the best burger alive in order of awesome:
Bun
Mayonaise
Lettuce
Pickles
Tomato
Pepperjack
Meat
Swiss
Ketchup
Bun
Plate
___________
Any other burger is insuficient.
Subtract the mayo and add mushrooms and you have a God Burger.
I'm not insane, at least that's what the voices in my head tell me.
Best burger:
Bun
Blue Cheese
Onion Ring
Theist
Meat (Medium)
Bun
But we get to keep the plate in the burger, right?
Good night, funny man, and thanks for the laughter.
I'm not insane, at least that's what the voices in my head tell me.