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I am new and eating a hamburger.

 

Hello, everyone. I'm new to the site, but not new to atheism. I've been atheist for several years now and I've been reading up on evolution, astronomy, philosophy and so on for the past two or three years, trying to familiarize myself with as much atheistic knowledge as I can.

 

Like David Mills points out in his book, I don't think it's really necessary to go through the trouble of familiarizing ourselves with the arguments, because it's perfectly acceptable to reject a theistic point of view simply because you find it irrational.

But it's been my experience that short and simple answers will not make a "Christian soldier" leave you alone. So I've signed up here to be counted among my fellow atheists and to improve my arsenal.

 

I will not stop until I have achieved total atheist bad assery!

 

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Welcome to the forums!!

Welcome to the forums!!


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I prefer cheeseburgers.

I prefer cheeseburgers.


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Quote:

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I prefer cheeseburgers.

As do I. 


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Welcome,

Welcome, Archeopteryx!

We're glad you're here and hope that you achieve the level of bad assery you desire.

Yeah, you're going to fit right in!  Eye-wink 

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Well, if you want

Well, if you want specifics, it wasn't just a single regular hamburger. It was two hamburgers with pepperjack cheese, bacon, lettuce, and a few drops of A1.

 

 Cheeseburgers are definitely better than regular hamburgers, but these were definitely better than regular cheeseburgers.

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Welcome to the hizzle.

Welcome to the hizzle.


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Archeopteryx wrote:

Archeopteryx wrote:

Well, if you want specifics, it wasn't just a single regular hamburger. It was two hamburgers with pepperjack cheese, bacon, lettuce, and a few drops of A1.

 

Cheeseburgers are definitely better than regular hamburgers, but these were definitely better than regular cheeseburgers.

Now that does sound delicious. I prefer provolone cheese, though, and maybe a bit of barbecue sauce on top of the lettuce (A1 goes below the bottom burger).

So mine would go like this:

Top bun

Bacon 

Cheese

Burger

Barbecue sauce

Lettuce

Cheese

Burger

A1

Bottom bun

 

Then you squish it all together, look up at the sky and praise whatever powers be, or don't be, or might be, and then scarf it down.


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Sounds like a receipe for

Sounds like a receipe for dislocating the jaw LosingStreak66, hehe Eye-wink

 

Welcome Archeopteryx, good luck with the bad assery Cool

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Recipe for the best burger

Recipe for the best burger alive in order of awesome:

Bun

Mayonaise

Lettuce

Pickles

Tomato 

Pepperjack

Meat

Swiss

Ketchup

Bun

Plate

___________

Any other burger is insuficient.


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CrimsonEdge wrote: Recipe

CrimsonEdge wrote:

Recipe for the best burger alive in order of awesome:

Bun

Mayonaise

Lettuce

Pickles

Tomato 

Pepperjack

Meat

Swiss

Ketchup

Bun

Plate

___________

Any other burger is insuficient.

Subtract the mayo and add mushrooms and you have a God Burger.

I'm not insane, at least that's what the voices in my head tell me.


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Best burger:  Bun Blue

Best burger:

 Bun

Blue Cheese

Onion Ring

Theist

Meat (Medium)

Bun 


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The Eternal Skeleton

The Eternal Skeleton wrote:

CrimsonEdge wrote:

Recipe for the best burger alive in order of awesome:

Bun

Mayonaise

Lettuce

Pickles

Tomato

Pepperjack

Meat

Swiss

Ketchup

Bun

Plate

___________

Any other burger is insuficient.

Subtract the mayo and add mushrooms and you have a God Burger.

But we get to keep the plate in the burger, right?

Good night, funny man, and thanks for the laughter.


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Little Roller Up First

Little Roller Up First wrote:
The Eternal Skeleton wrote:

CrimsonEdge wrote:

Recipe for the best burger alive in order of awesome:

Bun

Mayonaise

Lettuce

Pickles

Tomato

Pepperjack

Meat

Swiss

Ketchup

Bun

Plate

___________

Any other burger is insuficient.

Subtract the mayo and add mushrooms and you have a God Burger.

But we get to keep the plate in the burger, right?

Of course, plates are vital to your health.

I'm not insane, at least that's what the voices in my head tell me.