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Have you found god? :-)

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 12:25pm

CurtAZ85

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Have you found god? :-)

Hey guys! This past weekend, I was checking a guest into my hotel that was here for a local church event. After her telling me how much the “Lord” has touched her life, this guest looked at me and asked; “Have you found God?” I handed her an item description sheet, asked her to describe the god she lost and I would be more than happy to check with lost and found.

She didn’t bother sharing any more of her “blessings” during her stay.

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 12:35pm #1

MarthaSplatterhead (not verified)

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Classic!

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 1:05pm #2

jcgadfly

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You should've asked for a

You should've asked for a reward or a least a finder's fee.

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 1:10pm #3

wavefreak

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Clever. Even funny. Sounds

Clever. Even funny. Sounds like an opportunity for some fill in the blank.

Have you found god?

Yes, but I'm keeping him to myself...

Have you found god?

Yes. He told me I should kill you ...

Have you found god?

No. I just filed a missing person report and let it go at that ...

Have you found god?

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Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 1:21pm #4

MattShizzle

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I'd have loved to see the

I'd have loved to see the expression on her face after you said that! Laughing out loud

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 2:06pm #5

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Saw a bumper sticker like

Saw a bumper sticker like this on (I think) EvolveFish.com. It said:

"I found Jesus! He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana"

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 3:17pm #6

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Genesius wrote: Saw a

Genesius wrote:

Saw a bumper sticker like this on (I think) EvolveFish.com. It said: "I found Jesus! He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana"

Ha ha. That's great.

I saw one that said, "I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time."

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Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 3:29pm #7

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Hi noodlyness found me, I

Hi noodlyness found me, I was quietly having several beers and his appendages touched me in ways you would need faith to believe

Ramen

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 4:49pm #8

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Another one from

Another one from EvolveFish:

"God is my copilot - and he can't drive either!"

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 5:10pm #9

jcgadfly

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"God is my

"God is my co-pilot...

until our plane crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him"

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 5:43pm #10

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jcgadfly wrote: "God is my

jcgadfly wrote:

"God is my co-pilot...
until our plane crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him"

LMFAO

Nero(in response to a Youth pastor) wrote:

You are afraid and should be thus. We look to eradicate your god from everything but history books. We bring rationality and clear thought to those who choose lives of ignorance. We are the blazing, incandescent brand that will leave an "A" so livid, so scarlet on your mind that you will not go an hour without reflecting on reality.

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 6:35pm #11

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That's awesome! Funniest

That's awesome! Funniest response I've heard in a long time! Good job.

Posted on: September 5, 2007 - 10:04pm #12

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CurtAZ85 wrote: Hey guys!

CurtAZ85 wrote:

Hey guys! This past weekend, I was checking a guest into my hotel that was here for a local church event. After her telling me how much the “Lord” has touched her life, this guest looked at me and asked; “Have you found God?” I handed her an item description sheet, asked her to describe the god she lost and I would be more than happy to check with lost and found.
She didn’t bother sharing any more of her “blessings” during her stay.
J

You just had to be waiting for someone to hit you up with that one! Classic!!!

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Posted on: September 6, 2007 - 12:05am #13

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Little Roller Up First

Little Roller Up First wrote:

Another one from EvolveFish:
"God is my copilot - and he can't drive either!"

I never got the "God is my copilot" stickers. I mean, he's God and you just let him be the stinkin' copilot? WTF?

Posted on: September 6, 2007 - 3:54am #14

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CurtAZ85 wrote: Hey guys!

CurtAZ85 wrote:

Hey guys! This past weekend, I was checking a guest into my hotel that was here for a local church event. After her telling me how much the “Lord” has touched her life, this guest looked at me and asked; “Have you found God?” I handed her an item description sheet, asked her to describe the god she lost and I would be more than happy to check with lost and found.
She didn’t bother sharing any more of her “blessings” during her stay.
J

Hahahhahahahha!

That tickled me.

Posted on: September 6, 2007 - 1:20pm #15

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I never got the "God is

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I never got the "God is my copilot" stickers. I mean, he's God and you just let him be the stinkin' copilot? WTF?

I just let go of the wheel and let god do all the driving. I can study on my way to class that way.

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