I need your help, Rational Responders
Offline Hello all,
I've heard of the good work Rational Response Squad does and so I thought maybe I would come here and see if you guys can help me. I've got a problem. I had a nice, juicy job as a supernatural realm and THEN, from out of nowhere, the Vatican decided there is no Limbo. Seems I was just a 'theological hypothesis' all along. So now I'm out of work.
Do you know how hard it is getting a job with my kind of resume? I spent, like, an eternity as a place for certain souls who die under certain circumstances. I can't even get a job flipping burgers.
So now what do I do, if you're so rational and all.
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Offline Welcome to the forums, Limbo!
When you get a minute, we'd love it if you'd hop over to the General Conversation, Introductions and Humor forum and introduce yourself.
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Offline Hmm I thought this was the Conversation, Introductions and Humor forum. That's where I meant to post this.
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Offline Hmm I thought this was the Conversation, Introductions and Humor forum. That's where I meant to post this.
You are correct. (My bad; my apologies.)
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Offline Even in D&D, Limbo was lame.
The pope moved his resources over to the Ravenloft(TM) campaign.
You could always take the 90's since the only good thing to come out of there was grunge metal.
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No, I'm afraid you're stuck there since you commited the unforgivable sin of not being funny.
huh? lol
Well, you spent all those centuries being an escape hatch, essentially, right? You were invented so that God would not take the blame for sending babies to hell, even though there was ample evidence in the bible that he's quite fond of the activity.
So, you need to find work giving evil people a good story so that they don't get punished for doing really bad things.
Logically, then, you should find a way to get Tony Snow to retire, and take over as Press Secretary for the President of the United States.
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Hey, I know! Why don't I get a job working for atheists? You guys need a supernatural realm, right? Yeah!
That will send a strong message to the Vatican. "Hey, Rome! We got Limbo Now! Ha!" That'll learn 'em to fire me...
I can be where the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes from, and I work cheap. Just gimme your souls when you die.
It beats hell, believe me.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes from the boiling hot supernatural realm known as Marinara.
Anybody who doesn't know that already is a fool. What kind of atheist could you possibly be? You're already falling flat on your non-existent face.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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You can still get a job as a dancer.
(Hambydammit slips a dollar bill into Limbo's garter)
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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Marinara? Haven't seen him (or her) at any of the supernatural realm meetings.
I am Limbo! I am not an atheist! I am between all titles, all states of being, all paradigms.
Hey! Let me work with Marinara! I'll could tell you plenty of dirty little supernatural secrets I've accumulated over the ages...