A Definition of Christianity:
A Definition of Christianity:
...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
(Source that I retrieved this from:Clipmarks)
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zombie? whoohoo! where do i sign up?
Definition of evolution:
The belief that single celled organisms appeared out of nowhere and had sex with each other and somehow altered their DNA to produce everything from a blade of grass to a elephant.
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hahaha I have a picture with that under it on my myspace profile. I love it.
that one's not as fun as the make believe one. tell me more about the zombie and the talking snake! whoohoo!
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Hi,thanks. I used to post here along time ago but forgot what my screen name was so I made a new one, sorry,just been busy. I recently won the humanist vision video challenge which was cool,I know RRS and Evolve Fish were sponcers,so thanks!!.I think im the only atheist in my town (Casa Grande,AZ) as I never met another atheist here.Everyone here seems to be diehard catholics -they even shut the main street down here for their annual christmas parade which makes me sick as its city funded.This year I may go to the city and enter as an atheist for the parade just for shit and giggles and see what transpires (I will try and video tape what happens!!)Well,thats it for now,I will try and be here more often!
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
When you put it like that, it actually sounds cool
you forgot to mention the magical tree that god himself created, being all knowing, knew that rib woman would eat and then tempt the dirt man to eat, and make them evil and sinful