Bannanas, Penises, Ray and Homosexuality as an abomination?
Posted on: July 10, 2006 - 6:44pm
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Bannanas, Penises, Ray and Homosexuality as an abomination?
HAHAHA! I bet the title of this thread just made you jump right in.
Have you ever noticed the ease of entry of a bannana, it was designed to put it in the mouth...so is it alright that the penis is designed like a bannana...how does that tie in to homosexuality being an abomination?
I mean its not only women that are allowed to put the orally ergonomically friut in there mouth, but men also may taste of this delightfully wicked fruit.
So if the bannan is shaped like a penis and god shaped the bannan like a penis then is it all right for a man to take another mans penis in his mouth because it was designed that way?
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I would SO love to see you tell Ray Comfort and the like that one!
pudding was designed to be put in the mouth, and it is amorphous.
pudding resembles fecal matter.
so does that mean coprophagia is ok?
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Wood was designed to be burned to keep warm.
Paper is from wood.
The Bible is made of paper.
Therefore, the Bible was meant to be burned to keep warm!
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paper was also designed to be used for the sanitation of ones anal area.
so that means the bible, being made of paper must also be designed for said sanitation.
don't know why i'm on the scat today...
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Good point, but the Bible doesn't make good TP. Too scratchy!
I've had some fairly soft bibles in my day.
and when you're desperate, some paper is better than no paper
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Hey, if it works, it's a better use for wiping your ass than reading the nonsense in it! Hey, it's already full of shit!
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ive always found the first page of matthew particularly soft
The shit that cracks me up about Ray Comfort's "bananna theory" is that the banannas we eat are easy to open the way they are because we genetically modified them. Banannas in the wild are much harder to open. So it took man's free-thinking to fix God's flawed design? Bitchin'...
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Good point!