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Funniest ad I've seen on the site
Posted on: April 5, 2007 - 5:36pm
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Funniest ad I've seen on the site
I consider this:
...to be the funniest ad I've ever seen on the site.
I think I'm going to go for it. Performing secular weddings sounds kind of cool Inquisition - "The flames are all long gone, but the pain lingers on..."
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Would that make you Father Rigor or Reverend OMortis?
Please, call me "Padre Ptooie". I'm going to get myself a web site like http://www.padrepio.com/, just http://www.padreptooie.com/. And there's going to be a statue of me right outside.
(no offense intended to anyone)
Inquisition - "The flames are all long gone, but the pain lingers on..."
http://rigoromortis.blogspot.com/
I became an ordained minister myself through the Universal Life Church (ulc.org) back in 2002. The great thing with them is if you send them money, you can have any title you want, so I took "Archbishop".
Also, they're affiliated with Nova University, which is a series of trailers in Dothan, AL. Send them $150 and they'll send you a multiple choice exam in the mail (with the answers conveniently on another sheet of paper in the same envelope. All of the correct answers to my test were 'A'
. Send the exam back, and you can have your doctorate in one of many fields.
It's all legally binding - it's just not accredited. The good news is that my doctorate is worth just as much as a degree from Bob Jones University.
Seems how theists can be tax exempt, I'm thinking about starting a Church of Atheism just to get property taxes reduced on my house.
"Like Fingerpainting 101, gimme no credit for having class; one thumb on the pulse of the nation, one thumb in your girlfriend's ass; written on, written off, some calling me a joke, I don't think that I'm a sellout but I do enjoy Coke."
-BHG
Would they even give you the title of "Patriarch" or "Pope" ?
Hey, I've heard of silly ways of getting degrees, but this is ridiculous... What could that doctorate possibly show to someone who sees it?
GREAT idea...
Inquisition - "The flames are all long gone, but the pain lingers on..."
http://rigoromortis.blogspot.com/