My AF thread
Posted on: April 1, 2007 - 7:08am
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My AF thread
Today I have re-converted back to Christianity. I saw Jesus Christ, he's real. Trust me. There just has to be something out there, guys.
Also, today is not just my lucky day, it's Sapient's lucky day as well.
I have given Brian Sapient's MySpace page the Best Damn Web Page In the Universe award. Check it out on the comments section of Sapient's MySpace page right here.
I'll post the award on here for those that can't access MySpace.
Anyway, have a good day!
Yours in Christ, Eternal Wisdom
-Mike
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... and made of chocolate.
Organised religion is the ultimate form of blasphemy.
Censored and blacked out for internet access in ANZ!
AU: http://nocleanfeed.com/ | NZ: http://nzblackout.org/
Yeah, I saw the thread with the news article. But you do know that it was not the Jesus, right? It was more of an evil Jesus...an evil chocolate Jesus.
Yours in Christ, Eternal Wisdom
-Mike
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Watch it now. Maddox will kick your ass and feed you to his parrot.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
It's Sapient's award, so it's his problem now.
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I've converted too. I felt God's love for me yesterday, and it just was so real.
Welcome to Christ!
Sweet.
That atheist from the FTT thread has not returned.
Scary atheist...
I'll be praying for his soul.
You converted back?
I'm sad.
Let's cuss him out first. After all, Jesus Christ did call people a brood of vipers fit for hell. How so un-Christ like of Christ, huh? He also called people hypocrites, and white-washed tombs!
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It's ok.
AF stands for April Fool's. It was my April Fool's thread. But it didn't turn out the way that I wanted. Oh well, I'm still giving myself this award for best actor.
Alright!
You go AA!
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True, and we're supposed to be like Christ. So yeah, I guess it's okay to cuss despite 2 Timothy 2:16.
So? Who cares about that verse? Jesus also turned water into wine and we can't do that. We can still be like Christ.
Wait, no we...huh?
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True, I guess being like Christ is more important. Oh, except for the part where he has nails driven into him. I wouldn't want that, but I'd still like to be as Christ-like as possible.
I just want to go to heaven and see Jesus live in concert or performing magic!
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Oh, as long as you accept Christ you're definitely going to heaven. Even if you murder every baby on the planet. So don't worry, God will always love you. Unless you deconvert and become one of those hell-bound infidels.
What a perfect day to come out of the churches closet... *wink*`
Perhaps the fact that it's afternoon here and that I woke up too late and hungover to take part in foolish festivities stopped me from realising that fact. Nice one mate! Got me.
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*Powerbombs Zook on a table*
Shut up, Mr. Skeptical guy dude...
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