Chuck Norris Wants Bible Education in Public Schools
Americas favorite kick-ass wants the bible to be used as an historical document in schools. Yeah, right....No politics there
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Martial arts maven Chuck Norris, legend has it, can defeat packs of savage wild animals, hordes of vicious, armed goons, and even onrushing Mack trucks with nothing more than his hands and feet. Now, Norris wants to kick secularism's ass - he wants the Bible back in public schools. But roundhouse kicks or even the "claw of death" are not especially useful for slipping a sectarian Bible course curriculum touting fake history into public schools. Stealthy, social tactics are needed. Will Chuck Norris become a Liar For Jesus ? We don't yet know but Norris has touted the work of the National Council On Bible Curriculum In Public Schools as it sneaks, in a slick wrapper of dubious and flat-out fraudulent takes on American history, its Christian nationalist Bible course curriculum into public schools, cities, and towns across America. Meet the The National Council On Bible Curriculum In Public Schools (NCBCPS), a stealth effort associated with the far right Council On National Policy and led by a woman who has said God has commanded her to bring the Bible back into public education.
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I think he's taken too many kicks to the head!
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I never liked him anyway; didn't understand what all the fuss was about...
I just lost a lot of respect for a man which I had no respect for in the first place.
Chuck Norris is not my hero any more.
I submitted this to Fark and it got put on the main page.
I know no one cares, but I thought I'd share anyway.
We thought he was invincible... we thought wrong!
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
Wait, you guys didn't know Chuck Norris was a conservative evangelical Christian?
My heart was broken a couple months ago when I read this (on the notoriously bat-shit crazy webmag WorldNetDaily of all places):
Now, I'm just left with Jean-Claude Van Damm & Steven Seagal ...
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Why do so many washed up actors and actresses become fundies? - Chuck Norris, Kirk Cameron, Lisa Welchel(sp? - the cute one on the Facts of life)
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Chuck is a pathetic coward. If he wants to run away from reality and play make-believe for the rest of his life, that's fine- but why the fuck does he (and other theists) have to prey on children? It's sickening.
And Matt, you can add Justine Bateman to your list. Apparently, Jesus cured her eating disorder.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justine_Bateman
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Even Corbin Bernsen !!! You know, Roger Dorn from Major League:
WTF?
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Holy crap, call him to be a guest in your radio show, he needs to be enlightened!
When my brother and I were young we really got in to martial arts movies at one stage. We watched Chuck Norris as often as we could (including walker texas ranger) purely because he was so pathetic it made us laugh our heads off.
Never had any respect for the man, never will.
Organised religion is the ultimate form of blasphemy.
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Alleged Chuck Norris Fact:
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
I was going to post that article myself, Conn... I put it on my blog a few months ago. Answers in Genesis posted it proudly.
I just found it hysterical that Ken Ham, who is supposedly a scientist, used Chuck Norris as a source to refute evolution. I never knew old Chuck was a biologist!
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Besides bibles in public schools, Chuck's other mission is "The war on christmas"
Check out his blog about the ACLU
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What little I had is gone.
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Tee hee. Thanks for the great Monday night chuckle, Dylan!
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Addiction to fame. Need to be wanted. That kind of egoless crap. These people have no confidence in their abilities. Which tends to be a well founded position ironically enough....
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Ok... seriously, I just spewed milk out my nose.
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- Leuthesius the Theist also says, "A blind follower of a religion might as well be a blind follower of nothing."